Dinosours?

Here's another one me and homie Is cooked up.


Cute rite? :)

Keep an eye out for this one during the GPEW roadshow. My boss Kong just printed it out poster-size and it looks damn good i tell ya. Both posters were made using just Microsoft Word and Paint. I really don't know anything about photoshop.

ETP sucks. No lah. Just the fat guy. I'm cool.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Nice Lips

Here's a design me and homie Is came up for an upcoming event we got goin on...


Ya'll might find this handy one day...


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Restart

Okayh. Now where was I?

Too much Counter Strike lately... dowh~


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Silly Me Pt. 2

I intended to make one girl happy but ended up with two people mad...

I quote, "Kita hanya merancang, hanya Tuhan menentukan..."

I'm a wreck and disaster. I'm dumb and childish. I'm the shit and the urine. I take friends for granted. What a jerk. I even bashed my skull to the wall and felt nothing... I really really think I should just lay down in peace instead of making misery and the worst out of other people's life.

Sorry Nina. Sorry Is. Yes, I'm stupid. I understand fully now.

Akay... Troy... Don't feel bad. We'll be laughin about this years later. =P



Chalo Brah
S.A.

I Tot I Saw A Puttycat

Oooo... Limelight focus in sight!!! Zoom in pandas!


Looks like someone got herself a free novel. Coooolio~ =)

How come I'm never this lucky eh?


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Suicide Note

Dear whoever's reading this,


I sit here in solitude, just waiting. I came and still come in peace like a martian. I may not be the smartest or picture-esque dude you've ever met in your life but trust me I am one of a kind and I know you have met others even worst. I am the last of my species and I face a great responsibility in making sure I do not turn extinct like a friend of mine, dodo, who made a great mistake in wearing protection during his mating sessions. I know I have done you great wrongs, doodled on your lecture notes, drop sleeping pills in your 1.5 litre mineral bottles so you'd end up missing classes and eventually turn out dumber than me or maybe made fun of your dad's and his dad's name and I don't intend to apologize for obvious reasons. I am in pain like T-Pain when he heard Jay-Z's D.O.A. tune. I face the deadliest scenario than anyone could've ever imagined. Nonetheless, here I am, still standing fighting to turn the odds around because I do not keep intentions on ending up dead like the crocodile hunter. I hope and I know I have brought more light than darkness into your lives like illegal downloading. I'm naked. I hear drums. I feel a great rumbling inside my gut. In front of me, I see a door that I do not want you to open right now...


Sakit Perut


Chalo Brah
S.A.

A-kay

This is a friend of mine. Y'all already know who. Haha. Check out the hair yaw!!

Akay - Better Together Cover



Can someone help me get this guy to start writing songs? Malaysia fuckin needs you mayne!



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Monkeys Are Smart

The following is for matured viewers only.



This was during a trip with my course-mates up in Taiping. And I was inside the flock gettin chased. *_* Damn those monkeys... I'll get back there one day for revenge.

btw, how was RAYA?


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Really

It's a really really weird thing that I really feel like updating this blog at this really weird choice of time. It's not because it's 3.47 in the a.m. but it's because I've got an important test tomorrow. Well Completion. Such a name. Lucky me. I haven't really reached that confident phase of revising where I'll feel like I'll nail that paper. Three chapters. I'm done with one half halfheartedly, in the middle of another one right now, and I doubt I'll make it to touch the other one. Well, chill lah. I'm a genius remember? What? No? Hmmm. Apart from that, sumthin interesting happened at palingtinggilampai.blogspot.com. Finally, someone made a joke outta this blog's name. I was expecting it once I started but it didn't quite happen till now. Haha. Babi nyer Ipin. But he did associate me with that cool lookin dog tho, so itsallgooooood i guess.

And also, check this out:


Never really thought I'd ever come up with one of these. This one's gonna be sent to someone tomorrow so I kinda rushed the whole thing. But despite the half-ass done cover, I do get this great feeling from holding a hard physical version of year's passion and effort... Hey, maybe I'll do a proper one with cool ass cover, sexy photos of my girl here n there, and throw in some kick bumpin mind blowin tracks. Who knows? It might just happen...



Dah... I really gotta get back to my well-complizeee revizeeezy!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

The OB what?

Yaw whatsgoooooooood party people?

Just got back from OBS. Exhausted as fuuuuuuuu... For those who don't know, OBS is kinda like an outdoor, very challenging, athletic, marine, physical, mental kinda thingy where they strip you of your cellphone, IC, money, beers and ciggies for 7 days straight. And you get a nice little A4 certificate and an enormous picture at the end of the course. They say the certificate could land you a job. Can it? Really? I don't know.

I had to do all sorts of stuff here like climbing up 148 steps to reach the dorm, Kayaking for about 20 km, whaling or (some say sailing) around Pangkor Island, surviving by eating tin canned sardines and waking up early in the morning. The last two were the hardest I tell ya. But in the end and as usual, I nailed every challenge they brought to me like a pro. Hehe. I gained 2 kg in weight and went home with a sore ass from too much sitting and rowing on the whaler's wooden seats.

They divided everyone into little groups they call watch. The names were based on mountains in Malaysia. I belonged to the Tahan watch alongside other members Umair, Amir Salvo, Rahim, Zul, Kapip, Farid, Eman, Sya, Citah, Kinah, Maisarah, Fret, and Leya under the supervision of instructor Mukrim who's one helluva guy. Cheerful bunch. It was really fun knowing them. Umair je yang emo sket. Pegi mana-mana bawak cangkul nak korek lubang. Haha. Dude's got a good digestion system.

Tahan

On day 6, they had a BBQ nite where they had hot dancers dressed in tight sailorman kinda uniforms like the one Christina Aguilera wore in one of her music vid. I wish la. Haha. It was just a brief BBQ nite but kinda meaningful la to me coz Anjang jadi ustad malam tu while I was forced to do this formal sumthin they call "Sekapur Sireh". I did'nt even know what it meant. Then they told what to say and all. It was kinda like a summary of the activites carried out in the past 6 days there. And they wanted it in Malay. Huuuuu. So, I put on my A. Samad Said mode on and did my mojo trick. I think I even said something like: Bahang matahari yang membakar kulit para anak muda... Can't believe I said that. Call me a poet. Huuuuu. I think I carried out a patriotic, intense and valuable speech coz I heard some peeps in the audience dropped a few tears after I finished. Nice. Haha.

Kesimpulannya, it was all good laaa. Trying out stuff I never thought I'd try, doing stuff I never thought I'd do, and knowing people I never thought I'd know. Definitely one of the rare ocasions in life.

Transformers is off the hook... Optimus was super-cool... Megan Fox is off the scale!!! Seen it twice already. Anybody wanna follow for the third watch?

I'm kinda like Prime rollin' you out like autobots
Sniffin oil with Megatron, Chillin with Megan Fox

Say Whuuuuuuuut?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

June

Damn I just love June... Don't you love June? Asal June je mesti cuti. Cun lah... I've got so many things I wanna pour out and lay on this holy black blog but too little dedication to type em down. So fuckin lazy sedangkan duduk rumah bukan wat apa pun. Tau xpe... Now back to June. Ever thought if month's had genders? The only female month's would be April, May, and June. October would be a squid. And among the three, June laa gotsta be the hottest and sexiest. Why? Coz she's fuckin' June!! Muahahaha...


Artit Chot

That day before the other day, we celebrated Artit Chot's 19th birthday at Pizza Hut. Dude's got a soft spot for cakes and candles. I think he cried tears of joy after we sung him his birthday song. So sweeeeet rite. Muahaha. Siap main suap-suap ngan Kecik lagi.




Bila masa Nami amik cake?

Birthday Bwoi

Akay Amir Iqram

Akay had a chance to perform on stage for the first time last week on the 27th of May. Dude sure was nervous. Hella sweatin'. Dude did covers of Jack Johnson's Angel and Bo's Something New. He did awesome on stage even though he did'nt make it to the finals. Dude was even given another chance to perform on the following 29th of May. He even had the band 9teen's female singer doing a short flirt on him and a few other cute chinese chicks snappin photos of him. That's whatchu call success rite?




Yang jerit tu Kak Mawk ngan Kak Emma rasanya...

The kid with the goldie voice

I got a few performances myself coming this holiday. I'll update on that later.



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Wednesday

Today's Wednesday. I've always loved Wednesdays coz on Wednesdays, it's a sin to do classes after 1 pm. Well, there's always replacement lectures and adjunct lectures held anyways on Wednesdays after 1 pm. Can't blame it on the lecturers, everybody loves to sin rite. Ngeh.

I tried studying (yes, I study) on my bed today and ended up in dreamland after the 2nd page. Nice. Good sleep to me is always good investment. You won't have a care or damn about the world, the people, and their emotions when you're asleep. But I do wake up early in the morning despite having a thing for sheets and pillows coz I believe good breakfast is also good investment. Ngeh.

Damn. I just got Keri Hilson's In A Perfect World full album. Gotsa love the string of hits innit man. Plus she's got Timbaland and Polow Da Don on the production tip. Tight. Didn't really fall for her when I first heard her on Timb's song, just thought she was another singer with mediocre body flashing skills. Then I heard Nas's Hero which was produced by Polow and featured Keri innit. Started to open an eye and an ear. There's definitely something bout this chick. And then I heard her track called Energy. Damn. Her voice... just luscious. Imagine those small plug-in fans, turn it on 3 and put it infront of your face. Shit blew me away. Plus she acted as a boxer in Energy's music video. There was this one scene where she did push-ups. Shit blew me away again but this time, put the fan on 4 or 5. Gotsta love a fighting cute chick nahmean. That's why I'd get my girl to punch me once in a while. Gotsta love her cute lil fists. Ngeh.

Everlast kicks eh?

I wanna be a punchbag...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Damn Laa

1. The Sungkai Hot Spring trip was mad fun. The place was kinda packed gak la but we had our share of erotic, exotic, hot and steamy excitement. It was even more nice when we booked our own private jacuzzi. Got the chance to smoke inside the pool like a scene in Biggie's Notorious movie. And I just came to notice, everyone came in pairs. Best-best... Props to Nina [=)], Pain, Padil, Zaki, Ayien, Nahvin, and Ainin for makin' it happen!!

Came back last nite at around 1 am, woke up around 5 pm the next. Just nice. =)

2. You know, it's funny how things never go according to plan. You get errors n shit along the way. I really don't know about others but my plans are just sure to sidetrack along the way. Even when it's on the way home or when it seems like you could finally call it a day, something just comes at hits me like BAM in the end. I really don't know if life itself has a grudge on me, everything just doesn't seem right this way. And even when things are way too good and way too great, it just doesn't seem right at all. Too much fucked up scenarios with me, dad's car, somebody else's car, friends, girlfriend, laptop, money, laundry and it doesn't stop. And even sometimes, I think like "Nothing shitty so far, guess I'm free from the bad luck curse already" and just right after that, bad luck Strikes Back like The Empire. But in the end, I'm the one to blame for everything. Really. Furreal. Fosho. Foshizzay. Let it be cause I was broke, I was dumb, I was blind at some things, I hit red lights, I was ignorant or I was just weak. Guess I gotta learn how to deal with it since it doesn't seem like I can free myself from these bad luck chains.

3. Asher Roth's Asleep In The Bread Aisle (2009) is nice. People say he's biting off Eminem's style and stuff, but I think he's different from Em. Just the skin complexion la kot, everything else is dope.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

One Hour Later

I called my girl one time. She didn't pick up. And a two time. Still she didn't pick up. And then a three time. But still she didn't pick up. What the elf?? Twenty tries. Still none answered.

"Truut truut, truut truut..."
"Hello?"
"Come find me at the Main Hall"
"Truuuuuuuuututututut..."

That was what I got on the 21st try.

I thinkin she's gotta be in danger getting abducted by some motherfuckin aliens or baboons or maybe her car was pulled over by a gang of wack gangsta thugs wannabe right in front of the Main Hall. I grabbed my keys, jumped right on my pimp bike and vrooomed off like I was motherfuckin' Will Smith in I Robot and motherfuckin' Batman in Dark Knight combined. Didn't even have the time to gear up in my batman suit. Damn. I hate to go against villains in my casual lepak-lepak mode tapi nak wat macam mana, emergency beb. My girl was in danger. I might've delayed a few seconds (or minutes or hours) to gear up in proper crime fighting attire of it was your girl tho. What. I'm just being me.

Okayh. So, I parked at the CIMB Bank area. Creeped to the stairs heading to the Main Hall. Scouted the area. I saw my girl's car. But the area around it was clear. No one in sight. Damn. These thugs must be pretty clever. I planned my route carefully using the path behind the Main Hall. This way maybe I'd be able to pull on some Solid Snake neck-twisting melee action on the enemy. I tip toed. I creeped and I peeped. No one would've saw me coming unless you're on the same intellectual level as I'm on. That's how good I am. Freakin' finger lickin'.

Okayh. My girl was in sight facing the other way. I'm pretty sure the thugs are gonna put a gun on my head and blow my brains off if I approached my girl from right in front of her. So I tip toed towards her from behind while scouting the area for the enemy. Damn. They're good. A few steps and now I'm standing behind my girl.

"Whaaaaaat?..."

My girl heard me. She seemed to be shocked. But her level of shockness didn't come even near to my level of shockness at that moment. On the table was a nice mixed red cloth, plates, a wine cup, a bottle of raspberry sparkling juice, spaghetti, spoons, forks, three lit candles, and a giant card with dozens photos of me and her. The card strings glued on to it that spelled "Happy 1st Anni Cayang!".

I just stood there. I didn't know what to do. I guess my sifu Bruce Wayne didn't manage to cover the chapter on how to handle surprise candle light dinner case scenarios. And then I took a look at my girl; her slightly curly hair free, mini jacket covering her shoulders, a simple yet elegant dress that hung all the way down to her feet. And me; a slightly fit louis top that I got free after purchasing a pair of Lee jeans, F.O.S. belt to keep my 34 jeans that I bought from Troy hanging on my waist, and seasoned flip flops on my feet. I don't normally give a fuck to what I wear but erkkk, if i knew this was gonna turn out like this, I'd bring out my best gucci or LV wardrobe to suit up.

Oh well. She said it was ok cause she wanted it to be a surprise. And you did it. Really, I bit the whole bait. I'd normally go to the camera and say "I got punk'd" but this time my mind was focused on the candle light dinner.

It was the best 15th April I have ever lived for. With all that sparkling juice bottle popping to the sky, the candle light burning, the view of UTP's mosque and lake behind her, the home made spaghetti, the rings, and the black justin tank top. Nothing has ever came close to this. Word. I'm sure you've gon thru hell preparing everything from scratch. I appreciate every single sweat you've dripped for this. Love you so much baby!!

That's my Nina!!

Life is great!! Embrace it!!


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Fresh T-Shirts On Sale!!

Yaw. Here's an easy lay down on how to look fly and funky fresh at the same time!! "How?" you say? Simple. Rock these super-cool T-shirts on your way up and down, to and from lecture halls or while you kickin' it with some friends. Check em out!!



Well, these are two of my picks. Hit me at awangsaphuan@gmail.com or my celly for more designs and a closer look on how the real product looks like.

Just RM26.00... Order now before 19th of March aite...


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Tagged By Belle

Just noticed that Belle tagged me about 5 days ago. Sorry Belle, dah lama x blog hopping ni... internet UTP lembab dowh!!!

SO...

1# Describe 10 things about the person who tagged you which is Belle.

1. Nampak macam lagi tinggi dari aku tapi sebenarnya aku lagi tinggi.
2. Suka cakap dia taff.
3. Suka main tag-tag.
4. Dulu aku ingat Belle ni jenis yang sangat bahaya tapi rupanya tak. Haha. Sorry, shud'nt have been judging.
5. Masa kecik-kecik, dia tembam. Ada bukti... =)
6. Susah ah nak tengok dia emo.
7. Dia dah ada blog sebelum aku ada blog. Gila lah. Itu namanya veteren blogger...
8. Housemate awek aku.
9. Am cakap kalau kau nak chow pegi mana-mana satu rumah tau sebab bunyi mangga pintu kau kuat gila...
10. Ajak je gi mana-mana. Gerenti okay aje...


2# Describe 10 things about you which is me!!

1. Suka minum susu.
2. Suka minum air kosong.
3. Suka asap.
4. Suka belajar. Ni masih beta stage...
5. Suka keluar lama-lama ngan awek. =)
6. Suka tolong-menolong.
7. Suka gotong-royong.
8. Senang terjaga.
9. Senang dijaga.
10. Bercita-cita besar.


3# Choose 10 people to tag~~

Barangsiapa rasa dia cute silalah tag diri anda... =P


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Green Doodles

For those who didnt know, I entered an environmental blogga-blogga-bloggin competition with some friends; Iskandar, Uyun, piggytalking.blogspot.com, hijaudaunmude.blogspot.com, tahisuci.blogspot.com and we managed to blow the jury's mind and snatch 3rd place. Not bad for a bunch of knuckleheads who just whine and bitch on a daily basis rite?

Check out the super cool nature friendly fuel efficient green blog!!

http://greendoodles.blogspot.com

Like damn, writin' about savin' the world was sure one helluva task. Writin' bout destruction is way fun... Yaw Waktang, show em the cash man!!



Chalo Brah
S.A.

I Have A Dream

Like Martin Luther King once said "I have a dream...". But screw him, he's not the only one. Everyone's got a dream, let it be sweet or cruel, economical or artistic, maybe even wet or dry. Well, I just thought of this dream this morning when I was on my way to the parkin' lot. While walking, I faced the sky and I saw birds flying. And then I felt like I wanna fly too...

And so I imitated the posture of an eagle... Preparing for take off...



And I took off... leaving the ground...

And for a moment I noticed that there are 4 kancils on my left...



Welcome to air force one airlines!! Here's your captain spankin'!!

Damn ma, your son's flyin' high and he looks like Bruce Lee!!

So high like I'm on crack!!

I'm Bruce Lee and an eagle at the same time!!

Well, the latter was proven untrue when I landed a few seconds after. Damn. But fuck that, Bruce Lee sounds cool what. Could it be them air kicks on my feet? I doubt that. I'll let you judge. And if it wasn't for the canceled class, I may not have accomplished this shit. Thank you for canceling the tutorial slot, whoever you are...

A million thanks to Iskandar 10677 too for makin the shots come true. =)



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Hye!! My Name Is Pt. 1

You already know mine. So, now my friend's name is Mal. He's not who you think he is. You'll never meet someone like him anywhere else on this planet. Trust me. Owh, and he's Is's roommate, see the hint?

Mal trying new clothes on.


Fits perfectly.

But despite that, he's a wise dude. I think laa...


Chalo Brah
S.A.

I'm Back

Touched down around 12.50am Sunday nite at the campus. I thought I was the last person to arrive, rupa-rupanya ada lagi lambat. Akay. Damn. Haha. Enjoyed the ride tho, just me cruisin thru the nite bumpin Joe's President CD. Fire. Word. I'm diggin track 9. Bersamamu featuring Joeniar Arief. Even my girl loves it... Our get busy soundtrack. =P



Few days before I headed back here, I kinda did a lil diggin thru my old pile of junk. Kinda had that dejavu memory lane kinda flashback when found this...

Kinda forgot I done earned myself one of these fancy belts. See, got my name on it. Coooool ain't it? Time for some never back down ish now...



Chalo Brah
S.A.