Wah New Year Already?

Word to your mother...

Damn it... I don't think I got last year's goal accomplished. But all landslides and bullshits aside, 2009 has treated me fairly. She's been quite nice I think. I've been very active musically this year more than I've ever been. Going to Bo's Bedroom Sanctuary showcase 2-3 times just to see him perform Malam Ini live. Bouncing from one bar to another bar and head noddin from one gig to another gig. Shit's crazy numsayin with TYGS, TBS, Cypher Sundaze, and etc... Im lovin it all!! 2009 also witnessed my 1st real fatal car accident. I hit the side of the road, the car flipped, upside down, rolled 2-3 times, but ended rightfully upwards. But funny thing is, my friend got out of the car with a fractured chest while I got out without a scratch. Im like a freakin real life wolverine rite. The friends reunion trip in Pangkor was the shit too. Damn awesome la that trip although I went completely broke afterwards. And oooh, I got a birthday gift this year from the missus!!! Thank you!!! That's quite significant since it's been a while I got anything anyways.

This is bout to get kinda draggy... 2009 had it's ups and downs. I'm sure you get the drill rite.

Happy New Year everyone. Welcome 2010. Peeweeeeeeeeet!!


Just found this photo yaw layin around. Super-duper-dopeness...

No fireworks for me tonite. See ya in 2010.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

The Watcher's Jam Session

Im kinda late on posting this. But anyways, we had this lil The Watchers jam session last saturday throwing 2 liner freestyles and random verses over random dope instrumentals. And for those who don't know, The Watchers consists of me, dafrosty, el-genio, and the rhymeweaver. Well, the real main objective for the meet up was to finish up the mixtape we're working on. But I guess everybody had punchlines shooting out nonstop that day, we never really got to the part where we record for the mixtape...

Kashfy studio's mixer

Frosty's moniter speakers

We had the session held at a studio in Gombak in which Dafrosty is part of the studio team. Right next to the holy Batu Caves I tell ya. The studio wasn't really ready for operations yet as wires and shit needed further furbishing. Boxes everywhere, live wire's hangin from the ceiling, and rats were... nah, just kidding. Ghettooooooo... But for me, I wouldn't really mind coz these dudes had state-of-the-art equipment. Mixers, condensers, dynamics, tweet speakers, and a brand new good lookin pop filter.

Frosty's Mac

Brand new SHURE SM58!!!!

and even more boxes of em!!!

The soundman practicing hand gestures

This is The Rhyme-muthafuckin-weaver bitcheeeeeez!!! We flew his ass here all the way from New Zealand via business class seats. Best believe that!!!

More music and updates coming sooooooon.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Suicide Note

Dear whoever's reading this,


I sit here in solitude, just waiting. I came and still come in peace like a martian. I may not be the smartest or picture-esque dude you've ever met in your life but trust me I am one of a kind and I know you have met others even worst. I am the last of my species and I face a great responsibility in making sure I do not turn extinct like a friend of mine, dodo, who made a great mistake in wearing protection during his mating sessions. I know I have done you great wrongs, doodled on your lecture notes, drop sleeping pills in your 1.5 litre mineral bottles so you'd end up missing classes and eventually turn out dumber than me or maybe made fun of your dad's and his dad's name and I don't intend to apologize for obvious reasons. I am in pain like T-Pain when he heard Jay-Z's D.O.A. tune. I face the deadliest scenario than anyone could've ever imagined. Nonetheless, here I am, still standing fighting to turn the odds around because I do not keep intentions on ending up dead like the crocodile hunter. I hope and I know I have brought more light than darkness into your lives like illegal downloading. I'm naked. I hear drums. I feel a great rumbling inside my gut. In front of me, I see a door that I do not want you to open right now...


Sakit Perut


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Really

It's a really really weird thing that I really feel like updating this blog at this really weird choice of time. It's not because it's 3.47 in the a.m. but it's because I've got an important test tomorrow. Well Completion. Such a name. Lucky me. I haven't really reached that confident phase of revising where I'll feel like I'll nail that paper. Three chapters. I'm done with one half halfheartedly, in the middle of another one right now, and I doubt I'll make it to touch the other one. Well, chill lah. I'm a genius remember? What? No? Hmmm. Apart from that, sumthin interesting happened at palingtinggilampai.blogspot.com. Finally, someone made a joke outta this blog's name. I was expecting it once I started but it didn't quite happen till now. Haha. Babi nyer Ipin. But he did associate me with that cool lookin dog tho, so itsallgooooood i guess.

And also, check this out:


Never really thought I'd ever come up with one of these. This one's gonna be sent to someone tomorrow so I kinda rushed the whole thing. But despite the half-ass done cover, I do get this great feeling from holding a hard physical version of year's passion and effort... Hey, maybe I'll do a proper one with cool ass cover, sexy photos of my girl here n there, and throw in some kick bumpin mind blowin tracks. Who knows? It might just happen...



Dah... I really gotta get back to my well-complizeee revizeeezy!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Happy Fasting!!

Why eh? Some people, they wanna buy strawberry flavored milks but instead they take the full cream ones off the rack into their cart. Then they drive home happily singing along to Keri Hilson's Change Me in their car. They arrive home safely and walk straight to the kitchen looking for a cup or a glass. None. So they end up drinking the milk straight off the carton. And finally, after they've finished up the whole carton, they start to go like "How come it tastes like full cream? I wanted the strawberry one".



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Sumthin Smells Good

Just hit the studio in PJ yesterday to record some new new new stuff with a friend. It was all cool hangin out in an air-cond cool studio room with two cool dudes workin on a super cool joint using cool sick lookin mics. Simply put, it was all cool...

The cool lookin setup... I shud have one in my room.

I wished I brought along my sweater coz it was cool furreal man. I think the whole process went out pretty smooth and the final product was quite tight too. But that's all I can say for now. I'll probably release the joint in a week or two I guess.

Stay tuned.


"Ay yo we out....Tuuuuuuut~"



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Silly Me

Dwell in the reality, rite?

I haven't been doing that. I guess I've lost grip on reality coz I've been thinking that I'm right when I was wrong all along and making up excuses. I'm so sorry if I scarred a heart or two during this unrealistic period. I deeply regret it. Time to do some reality check...


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Chalo Brah
S.A.

Damn Laa

1. The Sungkai Hot Spring trip was mad fun. The place was kinda packed gak la but we had our share of erotic, exotic, hot and steamy excitement. It was even more nice when we booked our own private jacuzzi. Got the chance to smoke inside the pool like a scene in Biggie's Notorious movie. And I just came to notice, everyone came in pairs. Best-best... Props to Nina [=)], Pain, Padil, Zaki, Ayien, Nahvin, and Ainin for makin' it happen!!

Came back last nite at around 1 am, woke up around 5 pm the next. Just nice. =)

2. You know, it's funny how things never go according to plan. You get errors n shit along the way. I really don't know about others but my plans are just sure to sidetrack along the way. Even when it's on the way home or when it seems like you could finally call it a day, something just comes at hits me like BAM in the end. I really don't know if life itself has a grudge on me, everything just doesn't seem right this way. And even when things are way too good and way too great, it just doesn't seem right at all. Too much fucked up scenarios with me, dad's car, somebody else's car, friends, girlfriend, laptop, money, laundry and it doesn't stop. And even sometimes, I think like "Nothing shitty so far, guess I'm free from the bad luck curse already" and just right after that, bad luck Strikes Back like The Empire. But in the end, I'm the one to blame for everything. Really. Furreal. Fosho. Foshizzay. Let it be cause I was broke, I was dumb, I was blind at some things, I hit red lights, I was ignorant or I was just weak. Guess I gotta learn how to deal with it since it doesn't seem like I can free myself from these bad luck chains.

3. Asher Roth's Asleep In The Bread Aisle (2009) is nice. People say he's biting off Eminem's style and stuff, but I think he's different from Em. Just the skin complexion la kot, everything else is dope.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Sideways

How do you read "Tahi Yang Suci" sideways?


Tralalalala...

You guys should check out James Baum's song called "Address Me". Freakin' nice. Word. Listen to it here.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Left Are Yesterdays

Too much going on these past few days. Some were expected, some quite new and unexpected. And depressing I'd add. Some really know how to make people bleed. Either for good or bad reasons, you still made him bleed. I respect that. I respect everyone's view. Really. Salute.

Remember playing snakes and ladders? Where you'd role the dice and then you'd move your chip. And if your chip arrives at a spot with a snake in it, you'd have to take your chip back to the start or somewhere near the start. Remember? Sucks big time. Well, that's how it feels right now. Forced to dumb down.

But gladly there's hope. If you play the dice right, you might just catch up. But that's pure luck and 100% bullshit. Besides, what does a dice in life symbolize?

Bo - The View, Bedroom Sanctuary

aeroplane fights for its flight
as the city lights burn the night
an endless journey to the
undying memory
an endless conversation
of you and me

shared the life
the view was bright
shared the light
it's ours tonight

don't let me go

Things just ain't the same no more...


Chalo Brah
S.

the A. went missing...

Fresh T-Shirts On Sale!!

Yaw. Here's an easy lay down on how to look fly and funky fresh at the same time!! "How?" you say? Simple. Rock these super-cool T-shirts on your way up and down, to and from lecture halls or while you kickin' it with some friends. Check em out!!



Well, these are two of my picks. Hit me at awangsaphuan@gmail.com or my celly for more designs and a closer look on how the real product looks like.

Just RM26.00... Order now before 19th of March aite...


Chalo Brah
S.A.

I Have A Dream

Like Martin Luther King once said "I have a dream...". But screw him, he's not the only one. Everyone's got a dream, let it be sweet or cruel, economical or artistic, maybe even wet or dry. Well, I just thought of this dream this morning when I was on my way to the parkin' lot. While walking, I faced the sky and I saw birds flying. And then I felt like I wanna fly too...

And so I imitated the posture of an eagle... Preparing for take off...



And I took off... leaving the ground...

And for a moment I noticed that there are 4 kancils on my left...



Welcome to air force one airlines!! Here's your captain spankin'!!

Damn ma, your son's flyin' high and he looks like Bruce Lee!!

So high like I'm on crack!!

I'm Bruce Lee and an eagle at the same time!!

Well, the latter was proven untrue when I landed a few seconds after. Damn. But fuck that, Bruce Lee sounds cool what. Could it be them air kicks on my feet? I doubt that. I'll let you judge. And if it wasn't for the canceled class, I may not have accomplished this shit. Thank you for canceling the tutorial slot, whoever you are...

A million thanks to Iskandar 10677 too for makin the shots come true. =)



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Just Woke Up

Safari's usta be just 50 cents.

Now it's 90 cents.

Damn. What happened to the world?



Chalo Brah
S.A.

I'm Back

Touched down around 12.50am Sunday nite at the campus. I thought I was the last person to arrive, rupa-rupanya ada lagi lambat. Akay. Damn. Haha. Enjoyed the ride tho, just me cruisin thru the nite bumpin Joe's President CD. Fire. Word. I'm diggin track 9. Bersamamu featuring Joeniar Arief. Even my girl loves it... Our get busy soundtrack. =P



Few days before I headed back here, I kinda did a lil diggin thru my old pile of junk. Kinda had that dejavu memory lane kinda flashback when found this...

Kinda forgot I done earned myself one of these fancy belts. See, got my name on it. Coooool ain't it? Time for some never back down ish now...



Chalo Brah
S.A.

101's Anybody?

I guess there's nothing that won't breakdown to pieces after being applied pressure. Someone's gotta be a man and take the blame. And that's the man la rite?

I guess I do need those 101's and manuals.



I'm sorry
S.A.

A Bowl Of Water

I was eating at this Domino hut where I had to scrap out 20 bucks out of ma dusty jean pockets. The pizza was sized extra-large, wait, extra-extra kot. It was meant for 4 hungry stomachs but in this case, 3 je. 2 kurus, 1 berisi skeyt (me). 2 buncit, 1 x buncit (me). Pizza tuh potong 8. My first friend ate 2 slices. My second friend ate 1 and a half slices. I ate the rest. And since the set we ordered was for 4 peeps, we got 4 bowls of soup too. I gulped 2. So now, was the 20 bucks sayin' bye bye to me worth it? Dunno. You tell me.

Now this ends the introduction to the main topic I wanna debate here on my holy site.

Kitorang bertiga adalah makhluk yg tidak reti bersudu dan bergarfu semasa berpizza. Maka kitorang pon, "Guna tangan sudeyh," rite... Then, we need the sink to wash our hands rite. I let my friends to go off searching for the sink first. And it was a smart move indeed coz diorang sesat masa cari sink tuh sedangkan sink tuh just 4 steps on our right. If I went first, I'd prolly end up using the sink at the restaurant next door.

Then I had this flash in my mind. What if the sink bowls you use at restaurants are replaced by toilet bowls. No, no water taps, strictly just a white bowl with water. With a flush la of course (kejam sgt tuh kalau flush pon xde). Haa... imagine that. Kalau nak lagi best, imagine yourself eating at a restaurant and the toilet bowl was just a few steps from your table. Suddenly, ada la this one women who wants to wash her hands. Dia jalan straight pegi jamban tuh and dips her hand in the white bowl. Tapi time ni okay lagi coz air tuh masih air mutlak. Perempuan tuh chow, datang plak ini laki-laki. "Zraaap" bunyi zip disusuli bunyi air terjun. Hilang kemutlakan air itu... And you're in your seat eating your favourite meal with your ears hearing all that natural melody followed by that flushing sound constantly from time to time. Okay, okay. Maybe you're strong enough to block all that sound out of your mind coz tgh makan meal favourite kan. But once you're done dining, sure you'll wanna wash your hands rite. Muahaha... you stare at the white bowl. Suddenly, the other customers in that restaurant chant "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... Your heart beat gets faster. Your right hand is shaking. Your forehead is sweating. Fuck that, your whole shirt is already wet of sweat. You hear the toilet bowl join chanting sekali "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... And at this point, you burst and scream "aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!"...

Tiba-tiba gelap macam orang padam lampu...

You faint.


You wake up five minutes later. You check your hand. And it's already clean. No food stains. No nothing. Straight clean. Dettol pon kalah. You put on a confused face. How could your hands be clean rite... Tiba-tiba this old women stepped up to you and said "I dipped your hand in the bowl to clean it while you fainted kiddo"...




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Pen And Paper

Like damn, it's been ages since I last wrote a verse. Tried to come up with sumthin' today while bumpin' to Atmosphere's Always Coming Back Home To You. Dapat r tulis skeyt2 but still wack yaw. I guess after a few more scribbled verses, I'll be back on track and hopefully in the booth again.



And I think I need to fix that handwriting too. It looks like black noodles rite. Damn.




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Pelik

S & A berborak-borak...

S: Semalam gua tunggu tren LRT kat stesen dekat dengan umah gua.

A: Eh brader, tolong skeyt. Apahal umah ko lak, umah aku kot...

S: Iyo... Iyo... umah ekau.

A: Haa... camtu ah. Pastu? Apokono?

S: Lepas gua sampai situ, gua tengok tren xde. Gua pon cakap kat brader yang tengah berdiri sebelah gua, "Aiseyman, ni gua nak ngamok ni. Ekau tau x gua dah lambat nih?". Pastu brader tu blurr. Mata dia terkebil-kebil. Gua pon malas ah nak layan brader tu dah dia buat cenggitu kat gua.

A: Jahat gila syal brader tu buat cenggitu kat ko...

S: Tu ah. Tp xpe... Gua pon cari tempat duduk. Gua nampak dua kosong. Satu sebelah tabliq nih, lagi satu sebelah awek seksi nih. Muka ngan cutting dia saling tidak tumpah, umpama Hannah Tan tuuu. Dia duduk tangan mendagu. And then, dia nampak gua usya dia. Dia senget kepala ke kanan skeyt, pastu dia senyum. Dalam hati gua ni gua dah macam, "Aiseyman, aiseyman, aiseyman, .....".

A: Uih. Apokono ko x ajak aku sekali semalam?

S: Lu tido ah time tuh.

A: Pastu ko duduk sebelah sape?

S: Haaa... Ni la gua nak citer part paling best. Gua duduk sebelah...

A: Ko ni nakal syal. Ko duduk sebelah awek tu kan? Kan? Kan? Kan?

S: Apokono ekau ni? Mesti ah gua duduk sebelah tabliq tu... Best beb. Dia layan zikir. Siap bawak tasbih lebih lg. Dia ada offer kat gua tasbih tuh, tp gua refuse. Gua guna rantai gua. Tapi bila gua baru nak start layan zikir ngan brader tabliq tuh, tren datang. So, x dapat gua nak layan zikir...

A: Ko ni bab kencing aku hebat je kan?

S: Mana ada beb. Betul je apa gua citer... So, gua pon bangun ah kan nak masuk tren. Tp bila tren tu stop, mesti pintu tren tu tak stop depan gua. Gua bukan ah berkira ke apa, tapi setiap kali gua nak naik tren, tren tu buat cenggini ngan gua beb. Mesti tren tuh takmo stop betul-betul depan gua.

A: Maknanya dia takmo ko naik dia ah tu. Eh, tapi aku rasa tiap kali aku nak naik tren pon jadi cenggitu. Mesti part tingkap tren tuh yang stop depan aku.

S: Pastu bila gua masuk tren, tren penuh sesak. Gua kena berdiri kat pintu. Tp yang paling pelik, bila tren dah mula gerak, gua usya la luar tingkap. Brader tabliq tuh tak naik tren. Dia tunduk je. Pastu kepala dia naik skeyt, pastu pusing skeyt. Dia usya gua direct. Pastu dia senyum. Gua pelik. Pastu dia pegi duduk sebelah awek seksi td yang juga tak naik tren. Pastu diorang dua-dua senyum kat gua. Mata gua terkebil-kebil tengok diorang makin jauh bila tren pon dah start gerak.

A: Uih, pelik tuh.

S: Haa... Pastu tiba-tiba gua terasa sentuhan kat bontot gua. Gua pusing. Ada sorang brader ni. Dia jadi cuak semacam. Gua tanya dia, "Lu apahal?". Pastu dengan nada yang cuak-cuak dia membalas, "Saya ni penyeluk saku bang. Cari rezeki. Saya nak amik dompet abang tp bila saya seluk. Xde pulak. Abang letak katne dompet abang?". Justeru itu, gua pun start cari. Memang tiada.

A: Haaa... ada pada siapa ya?

S: Teka ah...


p/s: lama seh tak merapu...


Chalo brah
S.A.

Sepi

I wasn't drunk or high of weed last nite but I woke up on the wrong bed with somebody else on my bed.

How could've this happened? I cover my face with my hands tryin' hard to recall what the fuck is goin' on.

Plus this is way early than I'm supposed to rise at. My freakin' neighbors still got their eyes shut. No sign of resurrection. I get off the unknown bed and make my way through the dark and silent corridor hopin' my feeble mind would somehow identify this unknown location. I reach the kitchen area but I sense sumthin' ain't right here. No food. This is the strangest scenario that I've ever seen. A kitchen with no food.

But I'm not hungry. So I creep and tip toe thru the freakin' passage alone. I hear whispers. I look around 360 degrees. Nope. No sign of living objects.

I head back to the room I woke up at in the first place. Another 360 degree view of the room. Nope. Never been here.

And so I sit down. Bersila. And move my head facing you and say:

Jika anda di rumah sorang-sorang.... kesepian... dan bertanya kepada diri anda "Hey, mana orang kat sebelah ni?", filem ini untuk anda...



p/s: lebih kurang ah kan. aku tanya suma orang, xde sorang pon ingat apa afdlin shauki cakap dalam iklan tuh. apa laa yang korang buat kat umah korang 2 bulan cuti. ish3... aku nak sambung tido ah.

Chalo Brah.
S.A.