You're Not Fat

What's up people...

Okayh, I was watching The Biggest Loser show on hallmark a few days back and it came to a point in the show where the contestants were to weigh how much load they lost during the week. It was this one fat chick's turn to weigh (I think her name was Adrian) and she found out she just lost about 2 lbs, which is quite a small number seeing that other contestants lost 5-11 lbs. And so she starts to cry and whine that she was called fat during school and stuff.

"I'll never lose weight. I'm gonna be fat forever!", and carries on crying. So, looking at that, another fat chick (Kai I think) felt the urge to cheer her up.

"C'mon dear. No, you're not fat. You're beautiful", and then followed by the other fat contestants cheering her up, trying to convince she's not fat.


My dear friends, that moment right there was totally priceless... hahaha.


Ya'll should catch that show furreal, it's real funny plus Kim Lyons is kinda hot but can get real scary sometimes. =P


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Restart

Okayh. Now where was I?

Too much Counter Strike lately... dowh~


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Trust Me?

You don't study.
Eh, I study la. Trust me.

I do trust you. You don't study hard enough.
I am. I'll be cut off my allowance if I don't make it next sem.

You don't show it to me.
Eh, couples do that?

I care for you. I want you to succeed.
Thank you so much. I know, that' s why I'm studyin' hard.

I don't want to be surprised if you do succeed.
You won't. I'm telling you, I do study. Please do trust me.

I trust you. My dad knew how to study hard and have fun.
I know when to study and when to play too. Please do trust me.

You don't know what I'm going thru rite now.
Just believe that I study and we'll get to that rite away.

Why so harsh?
Eh?

Doesn't seem like comforting is what she's looking for...

Silly Me Pt. 2

I intended to make one girl happy but ended up with two people mad...

I quote, "Kita hanya merancang, hanya Tuhan menentukan..."

I'm a wreck and disaster. I'm dumb and childish. I'm the shit and the urine. I take friends for granted. What a jerk. I even bashed my skull to the wall and felt nothing... I really really think I should just lay down in peace instead of making misery and the worst out of other people's life.

Sorry Nina. Sorry Is. Yes, I'm stupid. I understand fully now.

Akay... Troy... Don't feel bad. We'll be laughin about this years later. =P



Chalo Brah
S.A.

A Walk In The Rain

...is good for your mind, soul and body. Have one daily.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Monkeys Are Smart

The following is for matured viewers only.



This was during a trip with my course-mates up in Taiping. And I was inside the flock gettin chased. *_* Damn those monkeys... I'll get back there one day for revenge.

btw, how was RAYA?


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Really

It's a really really weird thing that I really feel like updating this blog at this really weird choice of time. It's not because it's 3.47 in the a.m. but it's because I've got an important test tomorrow. Well Completion. Such a name. Lucky me. I haven't really reached that confident phase of revising where I'll feel like I'll nail that paper. Three chapters. I'm done with one half halfheartedly, in the middle of another one right now, and I doubt I'll make it to touch the other one. Well, chill lah. I'm a genius remember? What? No? Hmmm. Apart from that, sumthin interesting happened at palingtinggilampai.blogspot.com. Finally, someone made a joke outta this blog's name. I was expecting it once I started but it didn't quite happen till now. Haha. Babi nyer Ipin. But he did associate me with that cool lookin dog tho, so itsallgooooood i guess.

And also, check this out:


Never really thought I'd ever come up with one of these. This one's gonna be sent to someone tomorrow so I kinda rushed the whole thing. But despite the half-ass done cover, I do get this great feeling from holding a hard physical version of year's passion and effort... Hey, maybe I'll do a proper one with cool ass cover, sexy photos of my girl here n there, and throw in some kick bumpin mind blowin tracks. Who knows? It might just happen...



Dah... I really gotta get back to my well-complizeee revizeeezy!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Puzzled By Puzzles

Something is missing inside...


*The following has been removed by the author.*

Dig a hole. Put my head innit.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Left Are Yesterdays

Too much going on these past few days. Some were expected, some quite new and unexpected. And depressing I'd add. Some really know how to make people bleed. Either for good or bad reasons, you still made him bleed. I respect that. I respect everyone's view. Really. Salute.

Remember playing snakes and ladders? Where you'd role the dice and then you'd move your chip. And if your chip arrives at a spot with a snake in it, you'd have to take your chip back to the start or somewhere near the start. Remember? Sucks big time. Well, that's how it feels right now. Forced to dumb down.

But gladly there's hope. If you play the dice right, you might just catch up. But that's pure luck and 100% bullshit. Besides, what does a dice in life symbolize?

Bo - The View, Bedroom Sanctuary

aeroplane fights for its flight
as the city lights burn the night
an endless journey to the
undying memory
an endless conversation
of you and me

shared the life
the view was bright
shared the light
it's ours tonight

don't let me go

Things just ain't the same no more...


Chalo Brah
S.

the A. went missing...

Lessons Of The Night

"Kenapa kesilapan kerajaan dijulang lebih dari kegemilangan yang dibawa?"

I'm a playboy with no bunny hoes hoppin' around my hip. I'm so wrong. I'm an idiot. I'm on the wrong side. I don't know what is right. I'm broke and will never be rich. I treat people real bad. I keep on doin' memorable mistakes. I never do sumthin right. I look like I'm goin thru a lot of trouble cause my eyes look red, oh great, I could use another shitloads of problems. I don't deserve to be calmed if I refuse to tell sumthin that I don't even know.My fashion taste and colors suck. I never support the right people. I should never have used my brain when I think of sumthin coz I always think of justice and what's right with my common sense. Which is proven to not make sense at all when there's feeling involved. I'm always underestimated and should never prove that I'm underrated. ****ing someone like you really really want them is so wrong and should never be practiced cause it brings out bad memories. Don't act shady like Slim Shady or that white guy in Twilight even though your girlfriend thinks their super-duper-Casanova hot just cause you want your girlfriend to think you're super-duper-Casanova hot too. It doesn't work like that. Things on screen and prints are meant for screens and prints only. Once doubted, always doubted coz mistakes will be remembered forever. An enemy of an enemy should never be a friend of the enemy. Don't be upset if your good deeds are forgotten, coz that's normal. Good deeds are meant to be forgotten. So, just agree lah when someone says that you've never done this and that. No use of arguin' or tryin' make them remember your good deeds. They are forgotten and have no space in their memory storage. And owh, try not to cry, it doesn't help. You're just wasting tears. Excessive crying leads to blindness like that P-Ramlee movie. Owh, try not to give a comfort touch. It freaks people. Never succumb to challenges, stay underestimated kid. I'm always wrong and you're always right, rite?

So, I'm sure you remember you being shady about sumthing but I don't remember you being piled up with another shitload of stress.

=)

I've learned so much. Sankyu.




Chalo Brah
S.A.

God Damn

I'm back and I know ya'll gon be like "Holy Shit (Tahi Yang Suci)!!"...

I know, I know...

Haha. What the fuck. Dah la dah lama tak type pape, pastu nak poyo lak.

Alrite... Let's kick the new year with some shitloads of casual shit-talkin'. To be honest, I nearly shut this shit down furreal. Don't ask me why, I've done way shitloads of stuff with no proper reason or objective. Like nike, i just do it. Well, there were some dramas and shit that kinda builds up the climax that ended with me clickin' the delete button. And that's why the blog was gone. Last time I checked, it wrote "the name tahisuci is available to register".


I was kinda worried yaw when I saw that. Yelaaa, I took countless of sleepless nights tryna figure out a freakin' cooool name for my very first blog man. And when that light bulb inside my head gave me that light, I just knew this name is the shizzz furreal. But come to think about it, no one else in this whole white world would've had the guts to use a super-superb name like "Tahi Yang Suci" as their blog name rite even tho they write shitty shit anyways in their blogs. No one. Just me. Haha. Poyo lagi. Ayoyo. Even the term "blog" sounds pretty related to shit, crap, and toilet bowls. Don't you think so? Blog... Blog... Blup... Blup... (then the flush sound comes in)... and with a blog name like mine, it just harmonizes so beautifully.

Blup ==> Blog ==> Tahi Yang Suci

Alrite. Why did I delete this blog? Why not? Why should I? Maybe I feel like I was starting to sound so generic again. Maybe I was starting to sound really emo at some points in time. I don't want none of that shit even though bein' emo seems pretty cool coz you can just type "fuck you! fuck him! fuck them! fuck me! fo fuck lai!!!". What can they say? You're in an emo mood rite. Dafrosty seems to enjoy bein' an emo. haha.

One thing I noticed, I officially started to get dirty with all this blogga blogga on 24th June 2008 and I kinda ter-officially resigned my blogga blogga around 24th/25th December 2008. That's 6 months. 1 whole sem beb. And it's got this dejavu kinda vibe to it. Suddenly i feel like the world is all about me and the 8 planets rotate around me. This ain't pretty cool, it's super cooool. And now I'm officially reviving this blog again. The reason; ada orangs (plural tu) mintak, 2nd - I'm super-bored with no where left on planet internet to go to yet, and 3rd - I've got all these crazy thoughts in my head. And if I don't put em crazy thoughts somewhere, I might go crazy myself. And you don't want that. You're gonna face the lost of a future Obama yaw!! And that's no joke yaw!! I'll try to update this blog whenever something worth saying hovers over my head like bird shit. Eh, what the fuck? Every word I say is worth millions rite...


And god damn. 2009 already man. New year wishes? My babygirl had some. My friends had some. Everyone has a new year wish or a new year solution issit... So me? I'll pass. Don't get me wrong, a new year is a pretty suitable timing to tore out a page and start a new page. It's just that my new year wishes from two years back are still valid rasanya. No need for new ones. "Old one still can use, still want new one ka?"... I don't think I even remember what the fuck I aimed for two years ago. Haha. Could've been a girlfriend? More money? Less problems? More fun? Lower oil price? Smaller risks? Bigger b****? Some of em accomplished. Some still ter-awang-awang. Whatever... But what I'm sure is, I'm not the person you would've knew two years ago. Let the changes be good or bad... Who gives a fuck? Haha...

A little tweaks here and there on the blog. Hope ya'll like it... Well, either you like it or not, I love it. Now, I'm wonderin' how dope would a t-shirt with that TYS logo be...


It's just meant to happen man. Email me for orders yaw...




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Rilek Je

Tadi aku pegi pasar malam sorang-sorang... Mula-mula ingat nak naik motor, tgk-tgk tangki empty pulak. So, aku pon drive unser pegi pasar malam. Sampai-sampai pasar malam, tempat parking yang terang-terang dah habis kena sapu. Maka, terpaksalah aku parking kat tempat yang gelap gelita. Aku belum keluar kereta lagi, aku dah nampak anjing hitam dua ekor usya aku. Tapi aku rilek je. Turun je dari kereta, aku nampak cencurut dua ekor. Tapi aku masih rilek je. Pastu aku nampak ada brader usya aku. Baru aku cuak. Bukan apa, kang aku rilek-rilek lagi, habis aku kena rogol pastu kena bom macam altantuya kang. Maka, aku pun kunci kereta pastu pegi kat pasar malam yang terang benderang tu. Bapak aku suruh beli bihun sup tiga dgn burger empat. Aku pun cari gerai jual bihun sup. Dalam perjalanan, ada gak awek jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Dia tengah tunggu murtabak dia siap. Tapi aku rilek je dan terus jalan. Aku jalan dari satu hujung A ke hujung B pasar malam tuh. Pastu aku tanya diri aku sendiri, "Haih, hilang mana gerai bihun sup ni?"... Aku pun pelik. Selalunya ada. Aku pun jalan dari hujung B ke hujung A pulak. Awek tadi masih jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Tapi aku rilek je. Dah sampai hujung A. Tak jumpa jugak. Haih. Tapi aku bukan jenis yang cepat putus asa, so, aku pun jalan lagi sekali dari hujung A ke hujung B. Kali ni, awek tu buat muka pelik pulak. Tapi aku rilek je. Biar la dia nak buat muka macam mana pun kan... Ni dah sampai hujung B. Tak jumpa gerai bihun sup. So, aku pun buat kesimpulan gerai tu off-duty malam ni. Maka terpaksalah aku beli burger tujuh. Aku pegi gerai burger, order burger tujuh kat pakcik tua tu. Aku toleh kiri, toleh kanan, toleh belakang. Bila aku toleh depan, macam magic, dah siap dah. Memang panas baru masak. Ada tujuh semuanya macam dragon ball. Owh okayh la kan, rezeki aku kot. Pastu bila aku nak bayar. Aku pun congak dalam kepala otak berapa nak bayar. "Sebiji singgit tujuh... so, kalau tujuh... urmm... singgit... dua inggit... tiga ing...". "RM11.90", pakcik tu tiba-tiba mencelah time aku tengah congak. Gila ah. Laju betul. Tapi aku rilek je. Time tu apa yang aku pikir, mesti pakcik ni dulu akauntan hebat, dah bersara jual burger plak kan.



Aku bayar pastu aku balik.

Apa punya post ah ni?




Chalo Brah
S.A.

A Bowl Of Water

I was eating at this Domino hut where I had to scrap out 20 bucks out of ma dusty jean pockets. The pizza was sized extra-large, wait, extra-extra kot. It was meant for 4 hungry stomachs but in this case, 3 je. 2 kurus, 1 berisi skeyt (me). 2 buncit, 1 x buncit (me). Pizza tuh potong 8. My first friend ate 2 slices. My second friend ate 1 and a half slices. I ate the rest. And since the set we ordered was for 4 peeps, we got 4 bowls of soup too. I gulped 2. So now, was the 20 bucks sayin' bye bye to me worth it? Dunno. You tell me.

Now this ends the introduction to the main topic I wanna debate here on my holy site.

Kitorang bertiga adalah makhluk yg tidak reti bersudu dan bergarfu semasa berpizza. Maka kitorang pon, "Guna tangan sudeyh," rite... Then, we need the sink to wash our hands rite. I let my friends to go off searching for the sink first. And it was a smart move indeed coz diorang sesat masa cari sink tuh sedangkan sink tuh just 4 steps on our right. If I went first, I'd prolly end up using the sink at the restaurant next door.

Then I had this flash in my mind. What if the sink bowls you use at restaurants are replaced by toilet bowls. No, no water taps, strictly just a white bowl with water. With a flush la of course (kejam sgt tuh kalau flush pon xde). Haa... imagine that. Kalau nak lagi best, imagine yourself eating at a restaurant and the toilet bowl was just a few steps from your table. Suddenly, ada la this one women who wants to wash her hands. Dia jalan straight pegi jamban tuh and dips her hand in the white bowl. Tapi time ni okay lagi coz air tuh masih air mutlak. Perempuan tuh chow, datang plak ini laki-laki. "Zraaap" bunyi zip disusuli bunyi air terjun. Hilang kemutlakan air itu... And you're in your seat eating your favourite meal with your ears hearing all that natural melody followed by that flushing sound constantly from time to time. Okay, okay. Maybe you're strong enough to block all that sound out of your mind coz tgh makan meal favourite kan. But once you're done dining, sure you'll wanna wash your hands rite. Muahaha... you stare at the white bowl. Suddenly, the other customers in that restaurant chant "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... Your heart beat gets faster. Your right hand is shaking. Your forehead is sweating. Fuck that, your whole shirt is already wet of sweat. You hear the toilet bowl join chanting sekali "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... And at this point, you burst and scream "aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!"...

Tiba-tiba gelap macam orang padam lampu...

You faint.


You wake up five minutes later. You check your hand. And it's already clean. No food stains. No nothing. Straight clean. Dettol pon kalah. You put on a confused face. How could your hands be clean rite... Tiba-tiba this old women stepped up to you and said "I dipped your hand in the bowl to clean it while you fainted kiddo"...




Chalo Brah
S.A.

It's That Time Again

Phew... Whut a sem it was... how crazy could it get with all that credit hour, wack tests, copy-pasted assignments, zero marks, nice lecturers, sexy lecturers, and so much more...

Fuck that.

Time to forget the lectures, lecturers, and the rector...
Throw em books away... Putcha tutu horns on...
For the rest, let the devil decide.

I'm back
S.A.

Another Villain Wannabe

Joker, Green Goblin, Darth Vader, Sylar and many more are villains in their own right and terms. Some people adore them, some even worship them. I do. Thanks to them the world is an interesting place. Without them, superheroes would be wearing 40 waistline sized pants rite.

Back to reality. Now there's this one Graduate Assistant (G.A.) in my ITPG lab session. I don't know his name and I don't wanna know his name. All I know is he's fat, ugly, and mean. Get the picture? If this was a movie and I was the leading star hero, I'd give this dude the role of a gay stripper. Shit, if he was the villain, it wouldn't be a movie. It'd be like one of those National Geographic documentaries about how I kicked his ass.

Now why is this fag so disgusting in my eyes?

Last year, I was kicked out of a test coz this dude caught me tryna help a brother out. It ain't like I did sumthin' wrong right? Someone's desperate for help here, how could I not help right. Funny thing is, Is thought I passed my paper early coz I finished early, so he stood up and followed me out of the testroom.

About a month ago, I showed up kinda late for a lab test. And then, dude showed up at the door frontin' with his belly and started shoutin' in front of my face. And to make it even worse, dude had his saliva sprayed all over my face. Fuck that, I was just 5 minutes late. Let me in and I'll show you how I get it done before you could even say fuck 5 times slowly.

And today, I had to walk all the way from the lab to my crib and back again just to print out a map. I had the answers penned down already, what use is the map? All because this dude wanted the map. Print it yourself laa.

Dude's kinda lucky he's still breathing just cause I'm feelin' a lil merciful today. 6 to infinity beb... ^_^

All I wanna say to the dude is...
I hope you graduate early, get a job, get fired, then go broke. And owh, get some slimming pills too. Fuck you.


This was fun.




Chalo Brah
S.A.

The Paper Myth

Money can't buy happiness eh?

tapi bila pikir-pikir balik...

Let's see who's happy without money... none.


That's why we pay zakat rite? So everybody's happy...

Raya Elok-elok...

A Smile For Her, And A Stare For Me

What the fuck is goin' on?

Entah...
Thanks anyways.


The lazy one.
S.A.

Pagi Yang Gelap

It was the type of cold chill morning where you just wake up hopin' sumthin' rosy to happen. Tailed my mom to the morning market but we parted ways like ben and j.lo once I parked the coupe. Copped a roll of NST and a nail clipper which I soon found out to be blunt. Or is it just that my nails are solid rock hard. I don't know. Headed back to the coupe where I thought I'd chill to browse the news while waitin'. Moving slowly behind me was this white stray dog. But I think she knows she's dead meat if she even tries to bite my ass. So I just strolled along the street not givin' a fuck bout the dog. Got inside the coupe and made myself comfortable. Then I looked at the dog. She moved slowly beside the coupe to another road right in front of where I parked. She stops. She positions her front legs backwards touching her hind legs. And here comes the magic show. Seriously I had no idea she was about to get potty. Kudos for her contribution to earth.

Not your typical morning scenery eh? And aku breakfast pon belum lagi. More scores for you my white friend.

Do really think dogs would understand? They'd read it as "this is ground zero".

I need more inspiration. Btw, aku rasa aku bleh nyanyi lagu sempurna tu dowh. So, aku nak menghafaz lagu itu jap lagi. Bleh karaoke. Or masuk eupho ke. LOL~

Chalo Brah.
S.A.