What A Month It Was

I'd like to wish everyone a nice SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!


DRIVE SAFELY!!! Don't end up in a car crash like I did...



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Bullshit Menjelang Merdeka

I don't really care about these dumb issues but this one's disturbing...

Read the news here and here to figure out what it's all about.

First and foremost, let me point out some things:
I usta live in a place where there's slightly more Chinese and Indians than Malays. My neighbours are Indian and they're wonderful people. I grew up getting chased by dogs but I don't really care coz for that I did'nt grow into some fat mofo. I played basketball with the chinese even though I don't understand what they say and they don't really speak Malay that well. And we all live happily. AND. And there was a big mosque in my place which did it's job pretty well serving the Muslims in the area hosting prayers and religious gatherings. But I never saw the non-Muslims provoking or disrespecting the mosque's routine. Heck, the closest houses to the mosque belonged to the Chinese folks.

So to me, slaughtering a cow just so you can drag it's head off to provoke the Hindus was a pretty bad move and it went way off the line. Oh wait, it was meant to provoke the state government. Cun lah... So now, we'll have an ignorant state government plus some angry Hindus when it could've been just an ignorant state government. Did you guys even think it through first?

C'mon man. This is just too dumb. I'm embarassed.


Chalo Brah
S.A.

Lessons Of The Night

"Kenapa kesilapan kerajaan dijulang lebih dari kegemilangan yang dibawa?"

I'm a playboy with no bunny hoes hoppin' around my hip. I'm so wrong. I'm an idiot. I'm on the wrong side. I don't know what is right. I'm broke and will never be rich. I treat people real bad. I keep on doin' memorable mistakes. I never do sumthin right. I look like I'm goin thru a lot of trouble cause my eyes look red, oh great, I could use another shitloads of problems. I don't deserve to be calmed if I refuse to tell sumthin that I don't even know.My fashion taste and colors suck. I never support the right people. I should never have used my brain when I think of sumthin coz I always think of justice and what's right with my common sense. Which is proven to not make sense at all when there's feeling involved. I'm always underestimated and should never prove that I'm underrated. ****ing someone like you really really want them is so wrong and should never be practiced cause it brings out bad memories. Don't act shady like Slim Shady or that white guy in Twilight even though your girlfriend thinks their super-duper-Casanova hot just cause you want your girlfriend to think you're super-duper-Casanova hot too. It doesn't work like that. Things on screen and prints are meant for screens and prints only. Once doubted, always doubted coz mistakes will be remembered forever. An enemy of an enemy should never be a friend of the enemy. Don't be upset if your good deeds are forgotten, coz that's normal. Good deeds are meant to be forgotten. So, just agree lah when someone says that you've never done this and that. No use of arguin' or tryin' make them remember your good deeds. They are forgotten and have no space in their memory storage. And owh, try not to cry, it doesn't help. You're just wasting tears. Excessive crying leads to blindness like that P-Ramlee movie. Owh, try not to give a comfort touch. It freaks people. Never succumb to challenges, stay underestimated kid. I'm always wrong and you're always right, rite?

So, I'm sure you remember you being shady about sumthing but I don't remember you being piled up with another shitload of stress.

=)

I've learned so much. Sankyu.




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Another Villain Wannabe

Joker, Green Goblin, Darth Vader, Sylar and many more are villains in their own right and terms. Some people adore them, some even worship them. I do. Thanks to them the world is an interesting place. Without them, superheroes would be wearing 40 waistline sized pants rite.

Back to reality. Now there's this one Graduate Assistant (G.A.) in my ITPG lab session. I don't know his name and I don't wanna know his name. All I know is he's fat, ugly, and mean. Get the picture? If this was a movie and I was the leading star hero, I'd give this dude the role of a gay stripper. Shit, if he was the villain, it wouldn't be a movie. It'd be like one of those National Geographic documentaries about how I kicked his ass.

Now why is this fag so disgusting in my eyes?

Last year, I was kicked out of a test coz this dude caught me tryna help a brother out. It ain't like I did sumthin' wrong right? Someone's desperate for help here, how could I not help right. Funny thing is, Is thought I passed my paper early coz I finished early, so he stood up and followed me out of the testroom.

About a month ago, I showed up kinda late for a lab test. And then, dude showed up at the door frontin' with his belly and started shoutin' in front of my face. And to make it even worse, dude had his saliva sprayed all over my face. Fuck that, I was just 5 minutes late. Let me in and I'll show you how I get it done before you could even say fuck 5 times slowly.

And today, I had to walk all the way from the lab to my crib and back again just to print out a map. I had the answers penned down already, what use is the map? All because this dude wanted the map. Print it yourself laa.

Dude's kinda lucky he's still breathing just cause I'm feelin' a lil merciful today. 6 to infinity beb... ^_^

All I wanna say to the dude is...
I hope you graduate early, get a job, get fired, then go broke. And owh, get some slimming pills too. Fuck you.


This was fun.




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Another Holiday Ruined

Got my grades and you know what to expect. Expect the unexpected...
Here's what I've got to say;

Everything's outta control, this ain't the world I know
Politicians sold their soul, for the gold and the dough
I ain't spittin' any names, ~ I know you read em daily
monopoly, conspiracy, seems like everybody's phony
Sick of "Who's side are you on?", that's why I'm apathetic
But no matter how I try, to run and to hide from it
I just can't help it, I keep askin' "who did it?"
Politic here is shit, ~ it's over, ~ flush it
No, I'm not perfect, my life's even more twisted
Look at my grades, ~ tell me how is it perfect
End of every semester, I promised to try harder
But ain't shit changed, it ain't gettin' no better
The pain ain't seen but felt like internal bleeding
It's growing at the same rate as my heart is beating
But they say the show must go on, so I stay fuelin'
Haih, I guess it's just another holiday ruined.

I wonder what my parent's got to say. They never run out of ammo to melt our ear wax (ayat sape eh ni?), do they? Belajar masa kursus kawen dulu kot.

Chalo brah
S.A.