Hate Me or Love Me

It's official. I've watched The Dark Knight 3 times on big screen. Not my normal habit laa. I guess I know a good movie when I see one. The Joker is crazy but he drops mad quotables dowh and Batman is so cold and bold. Perfect. A so nice, sweet, or pious hero doesn't exist anyways and I don't see any reasonable purpose for them to exist. That's pure fairy tale shit. Not my cup of tea. And yes, his batvoice is cool to me. Tried it and it sure scares the crap out of people.

Friday was a blast. Been a while since such nites occured. A dark nite of constant smoke-generating, speed limit surpassing, wrong road choosing, oil wasting, money spending, bad joke laughing, and romance for the pairs. Shit I even heard a whisper while I was driving, "Weh, mamat ni bawak laju gila dowh. Ko x perasan ke?" and the other dude went like "Aku perasan ah. Tu r. Aku tengah doa r ni!". Gimme a break. 140 je pon.

So so mafioso baby

Parking Lot Pimps

p/s: Heard the word on the streets. No curses required for this one. Go ahead and hate me. I don't know whether you're gettin' paid for that or it's sincerely from your owh-so-divine heart. Haha. Don't expect me to hate you back though. It's the devil's work to hate. Why so serious rite. Enjoy hatin'.

"Let's put a smile on your face"

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Aku Seorang Tahfiz

It's been 3.5 days since lecture started and it's been pretty freakin' coz alotta freakin' things happened. Pretty freakin' right. Don't know la, maybe I'm still in breaks mode or it's simply coz I ain't done with jetlag yet.

1st day - Straight lecture the whole freakin' day. What the fuck right? It's kinda like a flight from Hawaii to Guantanamo. Heaven to hell. And bila ko pindahkan mangkuk dari air sejuk masuk air panas, mesti la mangkuk ayun tu pecah kan. Haih. I slept at 8 pm and woke up at 1 am. Damn. Then what am I supposed to do at that time except to continue the journey rite?

2nd day - Met my cuz coz I left my freakin' helmets at home. Freakin' indeed. Cane nak rempit-rempit kan. Rempit pon sayang kepala beb. I mean, macam mana nak bawak moto ninja aku ni kalo kepala aku dah hilang kan. Then I had a freakin' nice meeting with YKNW. I slept at 8 pm and woke up at 1 am. Shieeet. Woke up and had a freakin' cold shower and off to sleep again.

3rd day - Paid a visit to the workshop at 12 pm and left at 4.30 pm. Lama tak jumpa brader moto seh so borak lama r. Had to the change the rims on my Ninja coz it looks like shit could pop off anytime whenever I ride. Aku dah berat kot. Anyways, I'm cruisin' 24's now baby. Hehe. Kemudian saya pergi pasar malam dengan ATS dan rakan-rakan. Beli durian dan juga murtabaq. Ate my cold murtabak in front of my laptop alone... I slept at 9 pm and woke up at 12 am. I know. Impressive right. Tapi yang x bestnyer gua bangun kelam kabut beb. Pastu dengan rambut dan muka baru bangun tido gua, kantoi pulak dengan ini sorang awek kat tingkap. Cik loceng kenal kot. Aduss. Tp xpe. Bangun-bangun terus pegi v5 makan durian bersama Nina dan Kaloi. Uih. Sedap macam marlboro beb. Kitorang bukak pakai kaki je. Lepas tu ikut jiran-jiran pegi Selasih plak. Jumpa anney/annai/anny/annu rambut speaker sebelah je. You gotta have respect for trendsetters beb.

What a life right.

"Sedap macam Marlboro beb" - S.A.

Abang Kaw

Tauke Topup

Kungfu Panda

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Breakfast

Weird scenario.

It was only 6.50 am. The usually late pandas were already awake.

Aku plak kelas pukul 10. Mereka plak kelas pukul 9. Aku relek. Mereka huru-hara. Pastu sedang diorang suma pakai kasut kat dapur, aku pon lepak situ gak pakai kain pleket. Pastu sedang diorang ramai-ramai berangkat. Aku salam sorang-sorang sebelum diorang chow. Aku ngan is pon berdiri kat pintu masuk tu melambai-lambai tengok diorang chow.

Rasa cam situasi ibu dan ayah ngan anak-anak pulak bila diorang nak pegi sekolah. But in this case, who's the dad or mom remains a mystery. Tapi aku pakai kain pleket, is pakai seluar. Obvious ke? Tak serve diorang breakfast pon.

Anak yang paling lambat dan kecik umurnya iaitu Kecik sempat bertanya "Mak masak pe harini? Masakan feveret saya ada tak?". Ibu menjawab "Dapatkan 5-flat dulu! Ngada-ngada nak demand plak budak ni. Sekeh kang."

Off to shower.
S.A.

Sepi

I wasn't drunk or high of weed last nite but I woke up on the wrong bed with somebody else on my bed.

How could've this happened? I cover my face with my hands tryin' hard to recall what the fuck is goin' on.

Plus this is way early than I'm supposed to rise at. My freakin' neighbors still got their eyes shut. No sign of resurrection. I get off the unknown bed and make my way through the dark and silent corridor hopin' my feeble mind would somehow identify this unknown location. I reach the kitchen area but I sense sumthin' ain't right here. No food. This is the strangest scenario that I've ever seen. A kitchen with no food.

But I'm not hungry. So I creep and tip toe thru the freakin' passage alone. I hear whispers. I look around 360 degrees. Nope. No sign of living objects.

I head back to the room I woke up at in the first place. Another 360 degree view of the room. Nope. Never been here.

And so I sit down. Bersila. And move my head facing you and say:

Jika anda di rumah sorang-sorang.... kesepian... dan bertanya kepada diri anda "Hey, mana orang kat sebelah ni?", filem ini untuk anda...



p/s: lebih kurang ah kan. aku tanya suma orang, xde sorang pon ingat apa afdlin shauki cakap dalam iklan tuh. apa laa yang korang buat kat umah korang 2 bulan cuti. ish3... aku nak sambung tido ah.

Chalo Brah.
S.A.

12.00 am

Feels good to be back. =)