101's Anybody?

I guess there's nothing that won't breakdown to pieces after being applied pressure. Someone's gotta be a man and take the blame. And that's the man la rite?

I guess I do need those 101's and manuals.



I'm sorry
S.A.

Sunway Lagoooon

Troy texted me the nite before: "Wang, Sunway Lagoon jom. Ada beran?". And so I replied : "Jangan cabar beb. Meh r"...

The next morning, we were supposta meet at 10am. I woke up at 10am. Gladly, Mal woke up at 10.05am. The rest were already on the way. Crazy spirit aka semangat gila. Haha... So, i got myself together and took off with Mal to Sunway at 11am. We stepped outta the car around 12.15pm. Then we had to spare some minutes to find Sunway Lagoon's entrance. Luckily, after a few dead ends, God gave us light and showed us the way. Maka, jumpalah itu kaunter tiket. Ternganga gak la bila tengok itu tiket harga. RM48. Wooo. It was kinda sad la to see my RM50 note grow wings and fly away... But we went like damn, fuck that, we're going in. Plus orang lain dah masuk pun.


Stepped rite in, stripped down to our bikini's and took a dip in the pool of sexy and nice people. None of the eye candies here really turns me on though. I guess you won't be lookin at hacks if you've already chewed chuppa-chups rite... So, me n Mal met up with the fellas. Troy. Nami. Iskandar. Kalai. Awang. Mal. Jo. WakTang. Reza. 9 beautiful ducks swimming joyful. It sure was mad fun with everybody laughing loud to crazy ass jokes. We played that carpet race thingy first, then we hopped in that upside down ship. Freaky furreal. Thank god i didnt wet my pants riding that. Spinning Cups. Then we went into this rock gallery but no Zuhars or Asykurys around here. Haha... The we rode that Rapid sumthin sumthin... then, some cowboy rides. It was all good. Great day except i was missing a certain company of mine. Someone far away. Xpe kot.
It's all good...

Photo courtesy of jojo

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Now You're Guessin' Who's

I appreciate beauty. That's why. I love to watch em in blue bra's with artistic designs over plain blue bra's.


And I ain't talkin' bout porn. Trust me.

Till next time
S.A.

If You're Still Guessin'

I appreciate beauty. That's why. I love to watch em in ___'s with artistic designs over plain ___'s.




Till next time
S.A.

Questions Of Life And Death

There's a lot of tagging going on. Well, I think it's a lot. Owh, just in case you don't know, tag is a biscuit. Nah, it's this thingy where you get a set of instructions and questions. How do you know you're tagged? Well, you go on the net and read your friend's posts, then hopefully you'll see your name at the tag list. Haha. Sape suruh gatal pegi baca kan. And I was just wondering if i had the chance to create my own set of crappy tag questions, what would it sound like eh? Check it out...


Wow. You're tagged. How do you feel?

Wow. That's nice. Don't you think so?

You're a freakin' genius. Why?

You're not a freakin' genius. Why?

Which is more interesting? A female figure or a male figure.

Why?

When was the last time you bought a new toothbrush?

Do you think of the person you love or have a crush on 24-7?

Do you think of the person you love or have a crush on while you're taking a crap?

What do you think of while taking a crap?

Have you ever had trouble flushing afterwards?

What do you say to yourself when you look at yourself in the mirror?

Is "Tahi Yang Suci" a cool name?

Thank You.


Well, I tried. You're welcomed to try it out.



Chalo Brah
S.A.

Rilek Je

Tadi aku pegi pasar malam sorang-sorang... Mula-mula ingat nak naik motor, tgk-tgk tangki empty pulak. So, aku pon drive unser pegi pasar malam. Sampai-sampai pasar malam, tempat parking yang terang-terang dah habis kena sapu. Maka, terpaksalah aku parking kat tempat yang gelap gelita. Aku belum keluar kereta lagi, aku dah nampak anjing hitam dua ekor usya aku. Tapi aku rilek je. Turun je dari kereta, aku nampak cencurut dua ekor. Tapi aku masih rilek je. Pastu aku nampak ada brader usya aku. Baru aku cuak. Bukan apa, kang aku rilek-rilek lagi, habis aku kena rogol pastu kena bom macam altantuya kang. Maka, aku pun kunci kereta pastu pegi kat pasar malam yang terang benderang tu. Bapak aku suruh beli bihun sup tiga dgn burger empat. Aku pun cari gerai jual bihun sup. Dalam perjalanan, ada gak awek jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Dia tengah tunggu murtabak dia siap. Tapi aku rilek je dan terus jalan. Aku jalan dari satu hujung A ke hujung B pasar malam tuh. Pastu aku tanya diri aku sendiri, "Haih, hilang mana gerai bihun sup ni?"... Aku pun pelik. Selalunya ada. Aku pun jalan dari hujung B ke hujung A pulak. Awek tadi masih jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Tapi aku rilek je. Dah sampai hujung A. Tak jumpa jugak. Haih. Tapi aku bukan jenis yang cepat putus asa, so, aku pun jalan lagi sekali dari hujung A ke hujung B. Kali ni, awek tu buat muka pelik pulak. Tapi aku rilek je. Biar la dia nak buat muka macam mana pun kan... Ni dah sampai hujung B. Tak jumpa gerai bihun sup. So, aku pun buat kesimpulan gerai tu off-duty malam ni. Maka terpaksalah aku beli burger tujuh. Aku pegi gerai burger, order burger tujuh kat pakcik tua tu. Aku toleh kiri, toleh kanan, toleh belakang. Bila aku toleh depan, macam magic, dah siap dah. Memang panas baru masak. Ada tujuh semuanya macam dragon ball. Owh okayh la kan, rezeki aku kot. Pastu bila aku nak bayar. Aku pun congak dalam kepala otak berapa nak bayar. "Sebiji singgit tujuh... so, kalau tujuh... urmm... singgit... dua inggit... tiga ing...". "RM11.90", pakcik tu tiba-tiba mencelah time aku tengah congak. Gila ah. Laju betul. Tapi aku rilek je. Time tu apa yang aku pikir, mesti pakcik ni dulu akauntan hebat, dah bersara jual burger plak kan.



Aku bayar pastu aku balik.

Apa punya post ah ni?




Chalo Brah
S.A.

Tag

Just noticed Belle suruh buat tag ni... One thing that's been lingering over my head like a golden ring is mana la korang dapat soalan-soalan cenggini... huhu. I'm guessin' you guys compose sendiri soalan-soalan tu and then jawab pastu pass-pass... cenggitu eh? Ke tak?

Anyways, looks like fun. Why not.



The last person to tag you is?

Kak Belle...

Your 5 impressions towards her…

Matang...
Berotak-otak geliga...
Gila-gila pon iye juga...
Taff woo...
Suka jalan-jalan...

The most memorable thing she had done for you…

Apa eh belle? She helped me find a way untuk pujuk Nina...

If she becomes your lover,you will…

Suruh dia buat laundry untuk aku dan jaga aku dari gigitan anjing-anjing durjana...

If she becomes your enemy you will…

Aku kuarkan tangan kanan aku, kasi straight tegak, jari suma kasi mengadap atas. Pastu tangan kiri kasi letak perpendicular depan tangan kanan. Wrist bertemu wrist. Pastu ZAAAAAP!! Kasi kuar laser. Belle pun jerit-jerit... Muahaha...

Tapi aku kasi chance dia insaf dulu ah sebelum pape pon.

If she becomes your lover, she needs to improve on…

Kasi reduce ketinggian bley ke? Sbb nnt aku nampak pendek... Huhu.

If she becomes your enemy, the reason is…

Sebab dia lagi tinggi dari aku kot.

How do you think people around you feel about you…

Ulat buku rasanya... tak eh?

The character for yourself is…

Penyegan kot... tak eh?

The most ideal person you want to be is…

Nina minat edward cullen. Nak jadi dia ah. Aku dah call dia suruh gigit aku tp dia cakap gigi dia dah reput sebab dia lupa gosok gigi. Haih~~

For the person who cares or likes you, say something for them…

Wah, ada ke? Hye, saya Awang Safuan!!

10 people to tag…

1. Nina
2. Belle
3. Iqbal
4. Lola
5. Imam
6. Nina
7. Belle
8. Iqbal
9. Lola
10. Imam

Who is num 2 having relationship with…

Lola?

Is num 3 a male or a female?

male.

Is num7 and num 10 together would be a good thing?

Urmmm... dua-dua mechi... urmm... good thing kot. Bley study thermo sama-sama. Haha...

How about num 5 and 8?

Wah. Sama spesies tuh... Tapi kalau dah jodoh, kita kena terima...

What is num 1 studying?

Beliau seorang gadis litar... Sebab dia study litar-litar... Soooooo sexy!!

When was the last time u had a chat with them?

A few minutes ago...

Is num 4 single?

Belle?

Talk something about num 2…

Wah. Tadi dah cakap... dah-dah... xleh banyak-banyak. Nnt dia kembang. Muahaha.





Till next time
S.A.

J.A.M.E.S Watts

Aite2. I know nuthin' bout this dude. Just stumbled on this music video of his titled "Wish You Were Here" while I was searchin for Joe Buddens. Weird huh? Well, nuthin' much goin' on about his lyrics or storyline concept except for his flow and the track itself. I really don't know how to explain it. I guess I'm just diggin' that delivery dawg. Holla at cha bwoi!!



Weyh. Anyone know bout this dude? Drop me some infos man.


Hip Hop is in the buildin'...



Chalo Brah
S.A.