Suicide Note

Dear whoever's reading this,


I sit here in solitude, just waiting. I came and still come in peace like a martian. I may not be the smartest or picture-esque dude you've ever met in your life but trust me I am one of a kind and I know you have met others even worst. I am the last of my species and I face a great responsibility in making sure I do not turn extinct like a friend of mine, dodo, who made a great mistake in wearing protection during his mating sessions. I know I have done you great wrongs, doodled on your lecture notes, drop sleeping pills in your 1.5 litre mineral bottles so you'd end up missing classes and eventually turn out dumber than me or maybe made fun of your dad's and his dad's name and I don't intend to apologize for obvious reasons. I am in pain like T-Pain when he heard Jay-Z's D.O.A. tune. I face the deadliest scenario than anyone could've ever imagined. Nonetheless, here I am, still standing fighting to turn the odds around because I do not keep intentions on ending up dead like the crocodile hunter. I hope and I know I have brought more light than darkness into your lives like illegal downloading. I'm naked. I hear drums. I feel a great rumbling inside my gut. In front of me, I see a door that I do not want you to open right now...


Sakit Perut


Chalo Brah
S.A.