Tahi Yang Suci

New Track - Light It Up

2011-06-02T11:18:00.001+08:00

Yawzaaaaaaaaaaa!

Yesss! This that new panas-panas from me and Twenty-II (2II) featuring Tactmatic! Check it out and please do spread the love if you're diggin what you hear.

And I also happen to have a facebook page now which you can check out here. Rasa seperti dah maju setapak kehadapan. Fuck yeah. Like like like and like that shieeeet aite.

Chalo Brah

S.A.

Raising The Bar II

2011-02-03T14:38:00.005+08:00

Me and the Dafrosty had a chance to rock a set at the previous Raising The Bar. The nite was pure #gilababi awesomeness. Shoutout to Shazet and RW for recording and uploading these awesome videos!

And also, catch me rappin in malay somewhere in 5forty2's set.

Pardon the gila babi draggy outros. =)

Chalo Brah

S.A.

ATP - F.A.F / Output 1 - 2 (PREVIEW)

2011-01-06T00:28:00.005+08:00

What's up dowh? =)

Here's a preview of a song I'm guest featured in alongside Dafrosty and Ksatriya. The full version will be in Alexander The Phatos's coming album which should drop sometime early 2011. In the meantime, ya'll can check out the Penang-based group at:

http://www.facebook.com/AlexanderThePhatos

http://alexanderthephatos.blogspot.com/

F.A.F / Output 1 - 2 Feat.Dafrosty.Ksatriya.SaphuanAwang[Excerpt/Pre-Mixed] by Alexander The Phatos

Produced by AnisHaron for Phatosism 2011
Music/Keys/SoundEffects written arranged and performed by AnisHaron.
Lyrics by Adifarhud.Dafrosty.Ksatriya.SaphuanAwang.

Dah 2011 brah

S.A.

Dafrosty - 7AM (feat Saphuan & Shazet)

2010-11-20T13:19:00.005+08:00

And here's another project I was involved in not too long ago. Check out me and Dafrosty jammin flows over Shazet's beatbox.

Be prepared, pack your bags for a leave

Shazet's in the house, neighbours can't sleep.

Chalo Brah

S.A.

New Track - One Mic

2010-11-20T12:23:00.004+08:00

What's up people!!

New track's up, One Mic, produced/composed by Twenty-II and written by yours truly. It's been out for a while now, around 2 weeks I think, and the response to it has been great and very motivating. Thank you!! Gotta give credits to that dude Dafrosty for pushin this to be a full song coz if it wasn't for him, this would've came out with just one verse. I was really just tryna record for the sake of recording coz I haven't been recording for a while at that time. Brushing up numsayin... What really turned out great (to me laaa) was the effects and beat transitions during the 2nd verse. Twenty-II just went crazy enhancing the beat complimenting my flow/delivery and Dafrosty cranked up the vocal effects tryna match it with the enhanced beat. So yeah, check it out homies!

If you're diggin the vibe, you can also vote for it at the weekly MY Flow charts here!

Big ups to Malaysian Hip Hop and Newba PWC for posting this song up their site.

Chalo Brah

S.A.

DMent - Coming Through

2010-09-23T21:54:00.006+08:00

WhatsssssssssssssUP? That weedhead DMent just dropped his joint "Coming Through" which features Exothermic, beatboxer Shazet and surprisingly, me. 4 assholes on an awesome beat produced by DMent himself. The gruesome murder was recorded and mixed entirely at the Bat Caves aka Kashfy Studios. There's also a "the making" article written about this song at http://dment-thefirst.blogspot.com. Hit the youtube link below!!

Semua ni record time puasa siot... Albert sorang je tak puasa. Hebat tak? WE'RE COMING THROUGH!!!

Chalo Brah

S.A.

In The Lab

2010-07-21T15:59:00.004+08:00

Saphuan, Dafrosty & DMent at Kashfy Studios all day err day.

Frosty droppin his mixtape soon. Watch out mofos.

Chalo Brah

S.A.

Kanye West - Live in Amsterdam (2004)

2010-07-04T17:50:00.004+08:00

Kanye West - Live in Amsterdam (2004)

What great way to spend a Sunday. My whole family got free lunch coz one of the neighbour's got a wedding goin on. The tents, tables, and food all parked just outside our house. I don't really know my neighbours, so I went out, gave out a few smiles here and there, some handshakin goin on, ate my food, grabbed one of them fancy flower eggs, and then bounced back inside.

And then, spent the whole evening watching the Kanye West live concert I posted above. Which is really really dope. The whole 70 minutes was a fuckin joyride numsayin. With John Legend assisting Mr. West performing songs from his College Dropout album, man that's just awesome. And Kanye didn't even need a real hypeman except for the crew shoutin here and there. He went in and skooled Amsterdam through the whole show. Okayh, ya'll get the deal now rite.

No internship shiet to tell so far. Just the same ol same ol.

Chalo Bra-Bra-Bra-Braaaaaaaaaaaah

S dot A biatch!!

NBE of SSK's New Single

2010-06-29T20:16:00.003+08:00

NBE's Gadis Ayu along with Altimet & Lady D... look out for this one!

Chalo Brah

S.A.

How To Save A Life

2010-05-25T10:23:00.005+08:00

Ayo HSE lecturers, do sumthin like this and I swear no one will take your classes lightly ever again...

Wink-wink.

Chalo Brah

S.A.

Buggin Out

2010-03-12T12:40:00.004+08:00

Yeah. Fresh mid semester break shows. Come on down to Homegrownspace, Wisma Bently Damansara if you're looking for cool fresh hip hop acts to bump to!

With a line up like this, you know you're missing out big time if you don't catch us. Props to Saph of SSK for makin it happen!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Dinosours?

2010-02-27T20:32:00.003+08:00

Here's another one me and homie Is cooked up.

Cute rite? :)

Keep an eye out for this one during the GPEW roadshow. My boss Kong just printed it out poster-size and it looks damn good i tell ya. Both posters were made using just Microsoft Word and Paint. I really don't know anything about photoshop.

ETP sucks. No lah. Just the fat guy. I'm cool.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Nice Lips

2010-02-25T13:53:00.003+08:00

Here's a design me and homie Is came up for an upcoming event we got goin on...

Ya'll might find this handy one day...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Nina

2010-01-22T17:00:00.007+08:00

My result of late nite blog surfing...

Nina Williams

Nina in action against Jin

Nina... She was one of my favourite pick among the female characters whenever I grew bored of playing the tough macho-macho characters in Tekken. Her outfit was stunning back then, but even more stunning now. Plus her ending video at the end of the arcade solo journey really caught my virgin eyes at that time. I remember it was like she's being kept in a capsule and then she woke up, got some clothes on and went out raging in the streets kicking any wackass trespassing in front of her. It was Tekken 3 that time. And now dudes are talkin bout Tekken 6. Like damn, Im really missing out man. I can't imagine how Nina's video would be now. It's been almost 4 or 5 years since I last played any console video games. Back then, I had one of those cute PS Ones. And before that, I had a Sega Mega Drive and a Nintendo 64; which both used cartridges. Good old days!!!

Okayh, I just wanted to share the pic up there. I'm done here. I'm gonna youtube Nina rite now.
Ironic: I played Nina before I met Nina... :P

And thank you so much to those who checked out All Good, left comments and even critics!!! Big ups!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

New Track - All Good

2010-01-21T18:20:00.006+08:00

Check it out, I just released another joint dribbling words over a classic De La Soul hit, All Good. This time teaming up with comrades DMent and Dafrosty to get that variety of flavour blend. I even did a lil bit of singing here and there, just figured I'd do some try-try. You can stream or download it below. Have fun bopping ya head to this. Spread the word if you're feeeeeelin this aite.

Shoutout to Wordsmanifest for the awesome shot!

download here

Saphuan - All Good (ft. DMent & Dafrosty)

Written by Saphuan, DMent & Dafrosty
Mixed by Dafrosty
Original track by De La Soul

(Intro)

(Chorus)
It ain't all good, that's the truth
Things ain't goin like the way they should, it's all on you

(Saphuan)
Hush, now it's time to break the silence
Watch us, The Watchers, ultimate alliance
Droppin science, for students to analyze
Penalize rappers who failed on their second try
I am on a mission to live life to the max
Earn stacks, pay tax, as I write tracks
Your recent attacks are nothing like bounce checks
In fact, you're not worth it keep in check
Coz you tryin too hard to sound poetic on wax
And in the end you'll sound pathetic instead
Check DYS, call that shit the dopeness
You're hopeless while I'm dangerous
Check nobody wants people to label 'em wack
Lay back, have a chill pill, light a cigerette
And put this laid back joint on playback
And that's that, go head and top that

(Chorus)

(DMent)
Let's blaze it, when I flow it's amazin
Just face it, when I run on tracks you can't trace it
Your style is basic, like nursery rhyme
If you're a veteran then I'm from the pre-historic time
I take time when I rhyme yet I'm givin you gold
You take too much time and it's leavin you old
And I'm chillin, cold, I don't know why you're so hot
Maybe it's because I reply to your dope stuff with a "so not"
You go nuts, when I say your style's a pussy
Even when you got it tight you still won't be able to do me
You're a looney, but you entertain nobody
You're outta tune when I'm just "ladidadi"
Here's a somebody, who'll murder some
Body laced with morphine, and I don't go numb
I'm gon' come hard, every after blowjobs
You're the Hip-Hop heads so please don't stop

(Bridge)
I'm feelin good tonite
You're feelin good tonite
We're feelin good tonite
This here just sounds so right
Right (right) 6x
Feelin good tonite

(Dafrosty)
Time flies like Molotov before it drops and blows
Your ears away with displays of an elevated flow
Everybody grows old replacing childhood stolen
A golden age when we used to have much more to say
Or so we thought, coz how different are things today
As we redefine the word old school every decade
Memories decay but good times are eternalized
In frames encased in skills of an art that'll survive the fads
But what is partly an ad for money and violence
Turned some into addicts of poetry's finest
It's timeless how a rhythm could just hit the spot
And you feel the urge to spit, now that's Hip-Hop
And it dont stop, but on the real, definitions are vague
And who's the right person to judge this wicked game
It's all about the marketing, no longer bout the music
Good or bad Hip-Hop, it's for the listeners to choose from

(Chorus)

(Saphuan)
Okay she got a body like Rosa Acosta
You'd pay a mill just to get her poster
And twice the price to unhook her bra
Yeah she looks candy sweet like Mars bar
She wraps her body in things that make her sweet
And the sound of her heels alone could make a beat
Can't get enough, so you Google and Ares her
Browsin every photo and story about her
But she got a ego, bigger than any rapper
Evo or Neo, you still couldn't date her
Mission accomplished, congratulations
All eyes on you, you're now centre of attention
Frequently mentioned, gossip sensation
Everybody knows you and admits your presence
Every guy remembers how your curves look like
And now you wonder why they ain't lookin at your eyes

(Chorus)

(Outro)

I got home at 6am because of this track. Slept a bit and woke up 10am the next day coz a neighbour was having a doa selamat kenduri. Perghhhh...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

You're Not Fat

2010-01-08T15:39:00.006+08:00

What's up people...

Okayh, I was watching The Biggest Loser show on hallmark a few days back and it came to a point in the show where the contestants were to weigh how much load they lost during the week. It was this one fat chick's turn to weigh (I think her name was Adrian) and she found out she just lost about 2 lbs, which is quite a small number seeing that other contestants lost 5-11 lbs. And so she starts to cry and whine that she was called fat during school and stuff.

"I'll never lose weight. I'm gonna be fat forever!", and carries on crying. So, looking at that, another fat chick (Kai I think) felt the urge to cheer her up.

"C'mon dear. No, you're not fat. You're beautiful", and then followed by the other fat contestants cheering her up, trying to convince she's not fat.

My dear friends, that moment right there was totally priceless... hahaha.

Ya'll should catch that show furreal, it's real funny plus Kim Lyons is kinda hot but can get real scary sometimes. =P

Chalo Brah
S.A.

M.E.F.

2010-01-05T16:17:00.003+08:00

Been playin a whole-lotta Method Man tracks these couple of days. Must be sumthin to do with the weather I guess. Dug out the The Day After album from the depths of my harddrive and buoi like damn, shit's still fresh. I've always thought he's the most consistent and outstanding among his Wu-Tang brethrens.

"And when they reminiscenced over Wu, my God"

One helluva style how he recited that line...

Method Man & Redman Feat. Saukrates - "A-Yo" (Produced By Pete Rock)

Now FALL OUT!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Whocares/My-Ism

2010-01-03T17:23:00.004+08:00

Alexander The Phatos - Whocares/My-Ism

Now this is what I call fresh. Hearing this song was one helluva thrill ride. The instrumentation and all on the track here was very beautifully done. And plus the additional synths just sounded so right and on point. Definitely my kind of joint. Shoutout to my man Adi for producing this sick track. Check out Alexander The Phatos's other projects and products right here. It's one local hip hop group to look out for, furreal...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Heaven's Door

2010-01-01T05:15:00.005+08:00

Toast To The 1st Post
*Ka-ching*

And this right here is how I celebrate NYE... in a somewhat very soulful kinda way. Guess I'm in that vibe tonite. Which I'm sure will eventually help ease me into a very deep peaceful sleep...

Check out these two tracks by Miss Alicia Keys:

Empire State Of Mind Pt. 2 (Broken Down)

Heaven's Door

May 2010 bring me extra cash so I can actually cop Alicia Key's new album...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Wah New Year Already?

2009-12-31T21:45:00.005+08:00

Word to your mother...

Damn it... I don't think I got last year's goal accomplished. But all landslides and bullshits aside, 2009 has treated me fairly. She's been quite nice I think. I've been very active musically this year more than I've ever been. Going to Bo's Bedroom Sanctuary showcase 2-3 times just to see him perform Malam Ini live. Bouncing from one bar to another bar and head noddin from one gig to another gig. Shit's crazy numsayin with TYGS, TBS, Cypher Sundaze, and etc... Im lovin it all!! 2009 also witnessed my 1st real fatal car accident. I hit the side of the road, the car flipped, upside down, rolled 2-3 times, but ended rightfully upwards. But funny thing is, my friend got out of the car with a fractured chest while I got out without a scratch. Im like a freakin real life wolverine rite. The friends reunion trip in Pangkor was the shit too. Damn awesome la that trip although I went completely broke afterwards. And oooh, I got a birthday gift this year from the missus!!! Thank you!!! That's quite significant since it's been a while I got anything anyways.

This is bout to get kinda draggy... 2009 had it's ups and downs. I'm sure you get the drill rite.

Happy New Year everyone. Welcome 2010. Peeweeeeeeeeet!!

Just found this photo yaw layin around. Super-duper-dopeness...

No fireworks for me tonite. See ya in 2010.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Legend Hotel Night

2009-12-16T01:27:00.002+08:00

This was what's up last weekend at Legend Hotel, Port Dickson. Crazy Night.

CDJs

CDJs + Mixer. Loooks damn cool rite?

Dafrosty on em CDJs beatmatching.

On the mic. Way cooler than the above rite?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Drop The World

2009-12-16T00:51:00.004+08:00

Lil Wayne feat Eminem - Drop The World

Weezy and Em doin some spaceship Kid Cudi ish. Weezy seemed less annoying than usual and Em spaz'd as he should. Sounds dope to me.

Listen here

Chalo Brah
S.A.

The Watcher's Jam Session

2009-12-10T14:06:00.010+08:00

Im kinda late on posting this. But anyways, we had this lil The Watchers jam session last saturday throwing 2 liner freestyles and random verses over random dope instrumentals. And for those who don't know, The Watchers consists of me, dafrosty, el-genio, and the rhymeweaver. Well, the real main objective for the meet up was to finish up the mixtape we're working on. But I guess everybody had punchlines shooting out nonstop that day, we never really got to the part where we record for the mixtape...

Kashfy studio's mixer

Frosty's moniter speakers

We had the session held at a studio in Gombak in which Dafrosty is part of the studio team. Right next to the holy Batu Caves I tell ya. The studio wasn't really ready for operations yet as wires and shit needed further furbishing. Boxes everywhere, live wire's hangin from the ceiling, and rats were... nah, just kidding. Ghettooooooo... But for me, I wouldn't really mind coz these dudes had state-of-the-art equipment. Mixers, condensers, dynamics, tweet speakers, and a brand new good lookin pop filter.

Frosty's Mac

Brand new SHURE SM58!!!!

and even more boxes of em!!!

The soundman practicing hand gestures

This is The Rhyme-muthafuckin-weaver bitcheeeeeez!!! We flew his ass here all the way from New Zealand via business class seats. Best believe that!!!

More music and updates coming sooooooon.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

2009-12-06T18:58:00.005+08:00

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Atom Originals | Star Wars Gangsta Rap

"Star Wars fans never die, they just multiply, word to your mother..."

Daaaaaaaamn... This really got me crackin. Haha. Yoda on some Beastie Boys + Tupac ish. Watch out for the gold bikini yaw!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Nights In The City

2009-11-26T09:23:00.008+08:00

I had to pimp this space up with sumthin. Here's a few pics taken recently at Cypher Sundaze. JERK CHICKEN!!!

The side wall at Cloth&Clef was wrecktified by graffiti artist JABA from Belgium.

And I think he sketched this piece in his sketch book just rite before he sprayed. I guess that must be the freestyle as known to can shakers.

JABA's weapon of choice. Shake-it, shake, shake-it, shake-it-like-a-polaroid-picture!!!

Dudes from the District Shop came by to hang out riding these cool ass lowrider bikes. If you guys are interested in gettin ya G on while ridin these bikes, drop by the shop. I've been wanting to drop by myself to take a peep but haven't had the time yet. Check out their cool ass site HERE.

The night was hella fun. Later on I got into an open mic cipher with Vandal, Raja Nas, and Andrew who's a tourist from Cali, with Illsteez and the DJ Nesh providing the super-cool beats and cuts. "I keep repeatin when I run outta rhymes..."

And btw, a mixtape is on the way, more collabos on the way, and that means more music on the way. Hehe.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Restart

2009-11-17T17:43:00.002+08:00

Okayh. Now where was I?

Too much Counter Strike lately... dowh~

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Trust Me?

2009-11-08T03:09:00.008+08:00

You don't study.
Eh, I study la. Trust me.

I do trust you. You don't study hard enough.
I am. I'll be cut off my allowance if I don't make it next sem.

You don't show it to me.
Eh, couples do that?

I care for you. I want you to succeed.
Thank you so much. I know, that' s why I'm studyin' hard.

I don't want to be surprised if you do succeed.
You won't. I'm telling you, I do study. Please do trust me.

I trust you. My dad knew how to study hard and have fun.
I know when to study and when to play too. Please do trust me.

You don't know what I'm going thru rite now.
Just believe that I study and we'll get to that rite away.

Why so harsh?
Eh?

Doesn't seem like comforting is what she's looking for...

Silly Me Pt. 2

2009-10-10T20:02:00.002+08:00

I intended to make one girl happy but ended up with two people mad...

I quote, "Kita hanya merancang, hanya Tuhan menentukan..."

I'm a wreck and disaster. I'm dumb and childish. I'm the shit and the urine. I take friends for granted. What a jerk. I even bashed my skull to the wall and felt nothing... I really really think I should just lay down in peace instead of making misery and the worst out of other people's life.

Sorry Nina. Sorry Is. Yes, I'm stupid. I understand fully now.

Akay... Troy... Don't feel bad. We'll be laughin about this years later. =P

Chalo Brah
S.A.

I Think I Should Die

2009-10-09T17:53:00.003+08:00

Too much humility often goes unnoticed...
Too much effort often goes worthless...
Too guilty...
Too many wrongs...
Too much apologizing done...
Too much fun and joy and then suddenly I'm mad?

Makes sense?
No? Then I guess I'm already going crazy. What significance would a dead crazy dude be rite?
I've heard people say they can't stand me...

Is it time?

I Tot I Saw A Puttycat

2009-10-06T21:24:00.003+08:00

Oooo... Limelight focus in sight!!! Zoom in pandas!

Looks like someone got herself a free novel. Coooolio~ =)

How come I'm never this lucky eh?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

A Walk In The Rain

2009-10-05T20:20:00.002+08:00

...is good for your mind, soul and body. Have one daily.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Suicide Note

2009-10-05T17:09:00.005+08:00

Dear whoever's reading this,

I sit here in solitude, just waiting. I came and still come in peace like a martian. I may not be the smartest or picture-esque dude you've ever met in your life but trust me I am one of a kind and I know you have met others even worst. I am the last of my species and I face a great responsibility in making sure I do not turn extinct like a friend of mine, dodo, who made a great mistake in wearing protection during his mating sessions. I know I have done you great wrongs, doodled on your lecture notes, drop sleeping pills in your 1.5 litre mineral bottles so you'd end up missing classes and eventually turn out dumber than me or maybe made fun of your dad's and his dad's name and I don't intend to apologize for obvious reasons. I am in pain like T-Pain when he heard Jay-Z's D.O.A. tune. I face the deadliest scenario than anyone could've ever imagined. Nonetheless, here I am, still standing fighting to turn the odds around because I do not keep intentions on ending up dead like the crocodile hunter. I hope and I know I have brought more light than darkness into your lives like illegal downloading. I'm naked. I hear drums. I feel a great rumbling inside my gut. In front of me, I see a door that I do not want you to open right now...

Sakit Perut

Chalo Brah
S.A.

New Track - Clap To This

2009-09-30T14:58:00.012+08:00

Lai! Lai! Lagu baru beb!!! This time around I got my homie DMent from the horror group Triniti to spit a couple of tyson jab lines with me. The beat was also one of my earliest efforts on producing beats. Waktang on the guitars but I don't think he remembers he did it. Hmm... Nuff said, hit play at the video right after the picture or go here or go to http://www.myspace.com/saphuantific! Representin The Watchers & DYS!!! Hip Hop coming through!!!

Saphuan - Clap To This (ft. DMent)
Produced by Saphuan
Written by Saphuan & DMent
Live guitars by Maerzad "Waktang" Nazmi
Recorded at The Singing Shop Studio by Vandal
Mixed by Vandal & DMent

(Saphuan)
I spit rap backflips coz I'm verbally athletic
physically too so it's no problem when I spit it
dancin' like a butterfly, stingin' like a bee?
Just wait till my raps spray you bugs like psssssst!!
(Lets go) It's me against the world like Pac
(I wonder) how the fuck I got the world to bop
(to what?) the funky samples and my fancy flows
(oh no!!) you know I know you were gonna go oh no
Let's see what more do I have under my sleeves
Just a bunch of tight rhymes to get you down on your knees
(I rhyme) 24-7 like 7-E and McD's
Dope malaysian flows, where else can you get these?
Certainly not from you and I'm sure of that
The best I expect from you is a wack track
The best from me? You aint heard that yet
I'm saving that for last for now enjoy this track

Chorus
If you got 99 problems putcha hands high
putcha hands high and just (clap to this)
If hip hop is alive putcha hands high
putcha hands high and just (clap to this)
If you feelin what I'm feelin now putcha hands high
putcha hands high and just (clap to this)
Phin is in the buildin' rockin' the mic
Whatcha gonna do? (clap to this)

(Saphuan)
The name is Saphuan and I does what I does
Let me ease your mind by recitin' a verse
I'm still chillin under KL city nite lights
Never stopped writin' knowin' one day Imma shine bright
The light be hittin' your eyes blindin' your sight
And for nonbeleivers, get outta my sight
Like Mr. West I wanna touch the sky
I wanna be among the stars way up high
Why? Well don't you wanna be the best in what you do?
Well two if not one on the ones and twos
pocket is empty but still I maintain my cool
No ice on the wrist, no million dollar coupe
Fuck your 2 cents, on the mic I'm arrogant
I'm eloquent, against me, you dont stand a chance
Cause you're (you're) so pathetic
Man I swear to god, I'm sick

Chorus

(Dment)
While you're clappin to this, I'm gettin a round of applause
Rewind if you're not gettin this, you know I leave emcees in pause
I be the only cause of why Hip Hop is still alive
Stop passin me the mic, I speak using a fuckin knife
I'm kickin it live, while I'm leavin y'all lifeless
I remain sick even when around the finest
I don't wear ices but see I'm cold
You the hottest emcee? Uh huh yeah I know
With fire all over your body, yo I can tell
The scene is not a place for you, so go to hell
I flow so well, and I'm leaving y'all drowning
Your beef doesn't make any sense, so it's you that I'm pounding
Say what you want, but don't fuck with the best
You better pray and run when you put me to the test
Fuck a freestyle, my style is exclusive
Expensive and rare but I'm keepin it lucid

More music coming soon. Stay tuned...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

A-kay

2009-09-29T08:40:00.003+08:00

This is a friend of mine. Y'all already know who. Haha. Check out the hair yaw!!

Akay - Better Together Cover

Can someone help me get this guy to start writing songs? Malaysia fuckin needs you mayne!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Monkeys Are Smart

2009-09-27T12:23:00.004+08:00

The following is for matured viewers only.

This was during a trip with my course-mates up in Taiping. And I was inside the flock gettin chased. *_* Damn those monkeys... I'll get back there one day for revenge.

btw, how was RAYA?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

What A Month It Was

2009-09-18T12:18:00.003+08:00

I'd like to wish everyone a nice SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

DRIVE SAFELY!!! Don't end up in a car crash like I did...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Really

2009-09-11T03:46:00.006+08:00

It's a really really weird thing that I really feel like updating this blog at this really weird choice of time. It's not because it's 3.47 in the a.m. but it's because I've got an important test tomorrow. Well Completion. Such a name. Lucky me. I haven't really reached that confident phase of revising where I'll feel like I'll nail that paper. Three chapters. I'm done with one half halfheartedly, in the middle of another one right now, and I doubt I'll make it to touch the other one. Well, chill lah. I'm a genius remember? What? No? Hmmm. Apart from that, sumthin interesting happened at palingtinggilampai.blogspot.com. Finally, someone made a joke outta this blog's name. I was expecting it once I started but it didn't quite happen till now. Haha. Babi nyer Ipin. But he did associate me with that cool lookin dog tho, so itsallgooooood i guess.

And also, check this out:

Never really thought I'd ever come up with one of these. This one's gonna be sent to someone tomorrow so I kinda rushed the whole thing. But despite the half-ass done cover, I do get this great feeling from holding a hard physical version of year's passion and effort... Hey, maybe I'll do a proper one with cool ass cover, sexy photos of my girl here n there, and throw in some kick bumpin mind blowin tracks. Who knows? It might just happen...

Dah... I really gotta get back to my well-complizeee revizeeezy!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

MERDEKA

2009-08-31T08:40:00.004+08:00

Happy Birthday Malaysia!!!

Live on...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Bullshit Menjelang Merdeka

2009-08-29T23:32:00.004+08:00

I don't really care about these dumb issues but this one's disturbing...

Read the news here and here to figure out what it's all about.

First and foremost, let me point out some things:
I usta live in a place where there's slightly more Chinese and Indians than Malays. My neighbours are Indian and they're wonderful people. I grew up getting chased by dogs but I don't really care coz for that I did'nt grow into some fat mofo. I played basketball with the chinese even though I don't understand what they say and they don't really speak Malay that well. And we all live happily. AND. And there was a big mosque in my place which did it's job pretty well serving the Muslims in the area hosting prayers and religious gatherings. But I never saw the non-Muslims provoking or disrespecting the mosque's routine. Heck, the closest houses to the mosque belonged to the Chinese folks.

So to me, slaughtering a cow just so you can drag it's head off to provoke the Hindus was a pretty bad move and it went way off the line. Oh wait, it was meant to provoke the state government. Cun lah... So now, we'll have an ignorant state government plus some angry Hindus when it could've been just an ignorant state government. Did you guys even think it through first?

C'mon man. This is just too dumb. I'm embarassed.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Classified - Up All Night

2009-08-23T13:04:00.002+08:00

Check out this joint right here. The lyrics are personal and real witty plus the beat is smooth and damn catchy. The dude's songs are on constant rotation in my media player.

And I read that the one singing the hook happens to be his dad. Cooool. Hip hop is in the buildin!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Happy Fasting!!

2009-08-23T12:34:00.002+08:00

Why eh? Some people, they wanna buy strawberry flavored milks but instead they take the full cream ones off the rack into their cart. Then they drive home happily singing along to Keri Hilson's Change Me in their car. They arrive home safely and walk straight to the kitchen looking for a cup or a glass. None. So they end up drinking the milk straight off the carton. And finally, after they've finished up the whole carton, they start to go like "How come it tastes like full cream? I wanted the strawberry one".

Chalo Brah
S.A.

I'm Sorry

2009-08-16T21:03:00.004+08:00

Here's a spoken word track I just recorded and roughly mixed. It's quite different from the usual bumpy tracks I do. No beats, just guilty ol me experimenting...

Saphuan - I'm Sorry

As I'm starin at the ceiling, I begin to wonder,
Why I keep inside so many secrets from whoever,
Who ever misunderstood the way that I stand,
the way that I talk and try to make you understand,
Paranoia in my brain,
I can't speak up,
Insist and you'll see how things get messed up,
So Imma shut the fuck up,
If I feel abused and everytime things are'nt going like they should,
Fuck you! is all I'd say to the man in the mirror,
Coz his stupidity is now proven, its pretty clear,
Nah,
MY stupidity is proven, it gets clearer,
and clearer and clearer and clearer,
My words are cursed and my voice is damned,
Good intention means nuthin from where I am,
Please pardon my swears,
I've never meant to hurt you,
I've never meant to bring disaster between me and you,
If I knew how things would've turned out,
I'd sew my lips together to close my mouth,
Cut off my tongue so I'd never say a word,
I guess I shud've done that from the minute of birth...

I'm sorry...

Hola if you can't stream the video, I'll mail it.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

TBS 7 In ROTTW

2009-08-05T17:39:00.008+08:00

What's Gooooooooooooood?

Check this out... Them cool cool folks at ROTTW did a review of TBS 7 in their August issue. It was just a brief article about the event but it's still super freakin coool coz they mentioned sumthin bout me. Wooooooot! Woooooooot! Tapi just two sentences je la. Hahaha. And a big ass photo tooooo...

"Aksi pertama dimulakan oleh muka baru dalam arena hip hop iaitu Saphuan dengan membawakan 4 buah lagu diantaranya ialah Clap To This dan Urban Rebel. Persembahan yang baik ditunjukkan dengan setiap perkataan diluahkan amat jelas sekali sambil dibantu oleh temannya sebagai back-up vocal."

Cool pose right?

Sorry I didn't type the whole article down... Too lazy to type and stuff. Haha. Go get a copy!!

Aku memang batak sket bab-bab ni. =P

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Sumthin Smells Good

2009-08-05T17:20:00.005+08:00

Just hit the studio in PJ yesterday to record some new new new stuff with a friend. It was all cool hangin out in an air-cond cool studio room with two cool dudes workin on a super cool joint using cool sick lookin mics. Simply put, it was all cool...

The cool lookin setup... I shud have one in my room.

I wished I brought along my sweater coz it was cool furreal man. I think the whole process went out pretty smooth and the final product was quite tight too. But that's all I can say for now. I'll probably release the joint in a week or two I guess.

Stay tuned.

"Ay yo we out....Tuuuuuuut~"

Chalo Brah
S.A.

It Was A Good Day

2009-08-01T12:34:00.006+08:00

Apart from hip hop, I've always loved to see the skate culture, especially them skateboards and rollerblades. The fast cruisin and slick flippin over shit is just awesome. Don't even front. I usta play Tony Hawk on playstation all day long. Grindin here and there. I don't mean to brag laa but I think I played that game pretty good. I once had this dream, chillin on the skateboard feelin the breeze and kickflippin over anything I can. Just niceeee... So it's kinda like a no brainer why I got hooked straight away to Lupe Fiasco when he 1st dropped his "Kick Push" joint. But that's all la, never really got the chance to meet some real skater folks or learn some smooth ass-whopin deck tricks.

By the way, check out this video. Ice Cube is gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Video: Paul Rodriguez x Nike SB - “Today Was A Good Day” (Extended Version)

Why can't my life be as good as that? Hmm...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Albert Who?

2009-07-25T12:13:00.000+08:00

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein

And I'm pretty sure about the second one.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Silly Me

2009-07-23T01:37:00.000+08:00

Dwell in the reality, rite?

I haven't been doing that. I guess I've lost grip on reality coz I've been thinking that I'm right when I was wrong all along and making up excuses. I'm so sorry if I scarred a heart or two during this unrealistic period. I deeply regret it. Time to do some reality check...

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Chalo Brah
S.A.

Woooh - TBS 7!!!

2009-07-18T00:35:00.000+08:00

It was damn hard having denggi around this time but I still went on to rock on stage. Greedy for the mic I guess. I think I could've done better without the fever tho. Hmmmm. Anyways, check out the show!!!

Thanks to Dafrosty for the video and much love to those who made it to the show!!! Congrats to Schizzow on his release! THE SCHIZZOWPHRENIC!!! Get it from dude aite coz the CD's dope!!!

And break's about over now. I'll be back on camp on Sunday I guess...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Upcoming Show - The Bomb Shelter 7

2009-07-01T14:30:00.000+08:00

It's July already!!! Still got a few weeks of break to go before I hit the gas back up to UTP.

Check this out, I'll be performing at The Bomb Shelter 7, Cloth & Clef, Jalan Changkat Bukit Bintang on the 8th of July, 10 pm. For those who don't know, The Bomb Shelter series is brought to you by the cool folks from The Rogue Squadron and it's definitely one of the illest local live hip hop shows ever organised. I really enjoyed the past events. So, make sure you make it to this one this time which will be headlined by Rogue Squad soldier Schizzow who will be dropping his debut album The Schizzowphrenic. Check out the super-fly flyer!!!

And one more, entrance is free...

Head on to http://rsbombshelter.blogspot.com/ for more info on the performers, venue and stuff!!!

Hope to see you guys there!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

The OB what?

2009-06-30T19:13:00.000+08:00

Yaw whatsgoooooooood party people?

Just got back from OBS. Exhausted as fuuuuuuuu... For those who don't know, OBS is kinda like an outdoor, very challenging, athletic, marine, physical, mental kinda thingy where they strip you of your cellphone, IC, money, beers and ciggies for 7 days straight. And you get a nice little A4 certificate and an enormous picture at the end of the course. They say the certificate could land you a job. Can it? Really? I don't know.

I had to do all sorts of stuff here like climbing up 148 steps to reach the dorm, Kayaking for about 20 km, whaling or (some say sailing) around Pangkor Island, surviving by eating tin canned sardines and waking up early in the morning. The last two were the hardest I tell ya. But in the end and as usual, I nailed every challenge they brought to me like a pro. Hehe. I gained 2 kg in weight and went home with a sore ass from too much sitting and rowing on the whaler's wooden seats.

They divided everyone into little groups they call watch. The names were based on mountains in Malaysia. I belonged to the Tahan watch alongside other members Umair, Amir Salvo, Rahim, Zul, Kapip, Farid, Eman, Sya, Citah, Kinah, Maisarah, Fret, and Leya under the supervision of instructor Mukrim who's one helluva guy. Cheerful bunch. It was really fun knowing them. Umair je yang emo sket. Pegi mana-mana bawak cangkul nak korek lubang. Haha. Dude's got a good digestion system.

Tahan

On day 6, they had a BBQ nite where they had hot dancers dressed in tight sailorman kinda uniforms like the one Christina Aguilera wore in one of her music vid. I wish la. Haha. It was just a brief BBQ nite but kinda meaningful la to me coz Anjang jadi ustad malam tu while I was forced to do this formal sumthin they call "Sekapur Sireh". I did'nt even know what it meant. Then they told what to say and all. It was kinda like a summary of the activites carried out in the past 6 days there. And they wanted it in Malay. Huuuuu. So, I put on my A. Samad Said mode on and did my mojo trick. I think I even said something like: Bahang matahari yang membakar kulit para anak muda... Can't believe I said that. Call me a poet. Huuuuu. I think I carried out a patriotic, intense and valuable speech coz I heard some peeps in the audience dropped a few tears after I finished. Nice. Haha.

Kesimpulannya, it was all good laaa. Trying out stuff I never thought I'd try, doing stuff I never thought I'd do, and knowing people I never thought I'd know. Definitely one of the rare ocasions in life.

Transformers is off the hook... Optimus was super-cool... Megan Fox is off the scale!!! Seen it twice already. Anybody wanna follow for the third watch?

I'm kinda like Prime rollin' you out like autobots
Sniffin oil with Megatron, Chillin with Megan Fox

Say Whuuuuuuuut?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Hip Hop Sunday @ Homegrown Space

2009-06-16T21:30:00.000+08:00

Homegrown tuuuuuuuuuh beb. YEAH!!! My first show finally outside UTP. Furreal beb. I'd say the show went pretty good but it could've been better I think on both the technical and the performance side. The performers performing on that hot evening were me, Micwrecka, and Dice. Both Micwrecka and Dice were great!!! The crowd was kinda small but they sure were crazy and hella responsive. PROPS to you guys!!! I performed 6 songs all together that day. And also THANK YOU to my friends Mok, Akay, n Navin who managed to get the whole ish recorded. Woooot!! Checka-check-wiki-wiki-check em out...

BIG UPS to Micwrecka for performing a dope set!!!

Mr. Joshua was baik hati giler for giving me a chance to perform again just coz Nader and Nad missed out the earlier show. I owe you BIG man!! I really think my performance this time around was way better than my 1st set... dunno why tho.

Much thanks to Akay, Amirul, Kak Mawk, Kak Emma, Apek, Mok, Joned, Nahvin, Ainin, Nader, Nad, Amnina's friends and the RS crew for coming down and supporting the event!!! Also much thanks to Uzair and Joshua from the Homegrown crew for the help.

See ya'll next month!!! =P

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Do You Like Fishsticks?

2009-06-15T14:45:00.000+08:00

I know I'm a bit late on this one... You guys have prolly watched it over months ago. But better late than never rite?

The Kanye gayfish song is mad crazy!!! Hahaha... I'm still laughin my ass off as I type this down.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Upcoming Show

2009-06-09T22:43:00.000+08:00

Just got back from Kuching. Like damn I'm exhausted but here goes some good news:

I'll be performing on June 14th, 3 pm at Homegrown Space, Wisma Bentley, Mutiara Damansara. Do come if you're anywhere in the area. Bring along friends and cousins and anyone lah down to the show aite. Bleh lepak-lepak afterwards then.

Datang Jangan Tak Datang Beb!! See you guys there!!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

June

2009-06-03T01:24:00.000+08:00

Damn I just love June... Don't you love June? Asal June je mesti cuti. Cun lah... I've got so many things I wanna pour out and lay on this holy black blog but too little dedication to type em down. So fuckin lazy sedangkan duduk rumah bukan wat apa pun. Tau xpe... Now back to June. Ever thought if month's had genders? The only female month's would be April, May, and June. October would be a squid. And among the three, June laa gotsta be the hottest and sexiest. Why? Coz she's fuckin' June!! Muahahaha...

Artit Chot

That day before the other day, we celebrated Artit Chot's 19th birthday at Pizza Hut. Dude's got a soft spot for cakes and candles. I think he cried tears of joy after we sung him his birthday song. So sweeeeet rite. Muahaha. Siap main suap-suap ngan Kecik lagi.

Bila masa Nami amik cake?

Birthday Bwoi

Akay Amir Iqram

Akay had a chance to perform on stage for the first time last week on the 27th of May. Dude sure was nervous. Hella sweatin'. Dude did covers of Jack Johnson's Angel and Bo's Something New. He did awesome on stage even though he did'nt make it to the finals. Dude was even given another chance to perform on the following 29th of May. He even had the band 9teen's female singer doing a short flirt on him and a few other cute chinese chicks snappin photos of him. That's whatchu call success rite?

Yang jerit tu Kak Mawk ngan Kak Emma rasanya...

The kid with the goldie voice

I got a few performances myself coming this holiday. I'll update on that later.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Balik Pangkor Trus Buat Tag

2009-05-25T11:15:00.000+08:00

Baru je landing dari Pangkor ngan Troy, Lopeng, Iqbal, Ali, Fadh, Zuly, Wan, Amer, Jeb, Arepkawi, Luz, Kappa, Zack, Bob ngan Be. Kaw-kaw ah enjoy. Xde duit pun pakai lenjan jalan. Orang cakap enjoy dulu, pening-pening tuh kemudian ah kan... (Jangan follow ini motto)

Ni tag aku amek kat blog jeb...

Here are the rules:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING but if someone messages or comments on your note and asks, then you HAVE TO answer. If you're tagged, just do the same.

Kissed any one of your facebook friends?
-yes

Kissed someone you didn't like?
-no

Slept in until 5 PM?
-yes

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-yes

Been cheated on?
-no

Held a snake?
-yes

Ran a red light?
-yes

Been suspended from school?
-no

Been caught having sex?
-no

Written off your car/motorbike in an accident?
-yes

Been fired from a job?
-no

Sang karaoke?
-yes

Are you a morning person?
-yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
-yes

Do you eat breakfast?
-yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-yes

Kissed in the rain?
-yes

Sang in the shower?
-yes

Sat on a rooftop?
-yes

Kissed someone you shouldn't have?
-no

Been pushed into a pool w/all your clothes?
-no

Broken a bone?
-no

Ever been in a fist fight?
-yes

Shaved your head?
-yes

Blacked out from drinking?
-no

Played a prank on someone?
-yes

Genuinely felt like killing someone?
-yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
-yes

Ever killed a school pet?
-no

Been in a band?
-no

Shot a gun?
-no

Tripped on mushrooms?
-yes

Donated Blood?
-no

Eaten frogs legs?
-no

Eaten cheesecake?
-yes

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-no

Think about the future?
-yes

Believe in Love?
-yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
-yes

Sent an anonymous Valentine card and/or flowers?
-no

Played sports in high school?
-yes

Lied to a friend?
-YES

Had your heart broken?
-no

Broke someone's heart?
-dunno

Ever been in love w/a fictional character?
-no

Have regrets?
-no

Do you make your bed everyday?
-YES

Have you ever had a crush on your best friend?
-no

Ini Lopeng. Dia ketua kelas aku time kat maktab.
Belakang tu Amer. Dia rumet aku time kat maktab.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Puzzled By Puzzles

2009-05-11T00:30:00.000+08:00

Something is missing inside...

*The following has been removed by the author.*

Dig a hole. Put my head innit.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Wednesday

2009-05-06T21:31:00.000+08:00

Today's Wednesday. I've always loved Wednesdays coz on Wednesdays, it's a sin to do classes after 1 pm. Well, there's always replacement lectures and adjunct lectures held anyways on Wednesdays after 1 pm. Can't blame it on the lecturers, everybody loves to sin rite. Ngeh.

I tried studying (yes, I study) on my bed today and ended up in dreamland after the 2nd page. Nice. Good sleep to me is always good investment. You won't have a care or damn about the world, the people, and their emotions when you're asleep. But I do wake up early in the morning despite having a thing for sheets and pillows coz I believe good breakfast is also good investment. Ngeh.

Damn. I just got Keri Hilson's In A Perfect World full album. Gotsa love the string of hits innit man. Plus she's got Timbaland and Polow Da Don on the production tip. Tight. Didn't really fall for her when I first heard her on Timb's song, just thought she was another singer with mediocre body flashing skills. Then I heard Nas's Hero which was produced by Polow and featured Keri innit. Started to open an eye and an ear. There's definitely something bout this chick. And then I heard her track called Energy. Damn. Her voice... just luscious. Imagine those small plug-in fans, turn it on 3 and put it infront of your face. Shit blew me away. Plus she acted as a boxer in Energy's music video. There was this one scene where she did push-ups. Shit blew me away again but this time, put the fan on 4 or 5. Gotsta love a fighting cute chick nahmean. That's why I'd get my girl to punch me once in a while. Gotsta love her cute lil fists. Ngeh.

Everlast kicks eh?

I wanna be a punchbag...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Damn Laa

2009-05-02T17:12:00.000+08:00

1. The Sungkai Hot Spring trip was mad fun. The place was kinda packed gak la but we had our share of erotic, exotic, hot and steamy excitement. It was even more nice when we booked our own private jacuzzi. Got the chance to smoke inside the pool like a scene in Biggie's Notorious movie. And I just came to notice, everyone came in pairs. Best-best... Props to Nina [=)], Pain, Padil, Zaki, Ayien, Nahvin, and Ainin for makin' it happen!!

Came back last nite at around 1 am, woke up around 5 pm the next. Just nice. =)

2. You know, it's funny how things never go according to plan. You get errors n shit along the way. I really don't know about others but my plans are just sure to sidetrack along the way. Even when it's on the way home or when it seems like you could finally call it a day, something just comes at hits me like BAM in the end. I really don't know if life itself has a grudge on me, everything just doesn't seem right this way. And even when things are way too good and way too great, it just doesn't seem right at all. Too much fucked up scenarios with me, dad's car, somebody else's car, friends, girlfriend, laptop, money, laundry and it doesn't stop. And even sometimes, I think like "Nothing shitty so far, guess I'm free from the bad luck curse already" and just right after that, bad luck Strikes Back like The Empire. But in the end, I'm the one to blame for everything. Really. Furreal. Fosho. Foshizzay. Let it be cause I was broke, I was dumb, I was blind at some things, I hit red lights, I was ignorant or I was just weak. Guess I gotta learn how to deal with it since it doesn't seem like I can free myself from these bad luck chains.

3. Asher Roth's Asleep In The Bread Aisle (2009) is nice. People say he's biting off Eminem's style and stuff, but I think he's different from Em. Just the skin complexion la kot, everything else is dope.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Sideways

2009-04-22T16:34:00.000+08:00

How do you read "Tahi Yang Suci" sideways?

Tralalalala...

You guys should check out James Baum's song called "Address Me". Freakin' nice. Word. Listen to it here.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

One Hour Later

2009-04-17T15:12:00.000+08:00

I called my girl one time. She didn't pick up. And a two time. Still she didn't pick up. And then a three time. But still she didn't pick up. What the elf?? Twenty tries. Still none answered.

"Truut truut, truut truut..."
"Hello?"
"Come find me at the Main Hall"
"Truuuuuuuuututututut..."

That was what I got on the 21st try.

I thinkin she's gotta be in danger getting abducted by some motherfuckin aliens or baboons or maybe her car was pulled over by a gang of wack gangsta thugs wannabe right in front of the Main Hall. I grabbed my keys, jumped right on my pimp bike and vrooomed off like I was motherfuckin' Will Smith in I Robot and motherfuckin' Batman in Dark Knight combined. Didn't even have the time to gear up in my batman suit. Damn. I hate to go against villains in my casual lepak-lepak mode tapi nak wat macam mana, emergency beb. My girl was in danger. I might've delayed a few seconds (or minutes or hours) to gear up in proper crime fighting attire of it was your girl tho. What. I'm just being me.

Okayh. So, I parked at the CIMB Bank area. Creeped to the stairs heading to the Main Hall. Scouted the area. I saw my girl's car. But the area around it was clear. No one in sight. Damn. These thugs must be pretty clever. I planned my route carefully using the path behind the Main Hall. This way maybe I'd be able to pull on some Solid Snake neck-twisting melee action on the enemy. I tip toed. I creeped and I peeped. No one would've saw me coming unless you're on the same intellectual level as I'm on. That's how good I am. Freakin' finger lickin'.

Okayh. My girl was in sight facing the other way. I'm pretty sure the thugs are gonna put a gun on my head and blow my brains off if I approached my girl from right in front of her. So I tip toed towards her from behind while scouting the area for the enemy. Damn. They're good. A few steps and now I'm standing behind my girl.

"Whaaaaaat?..."

My girl heard me. She seemed to be shocked. But her level of shockness didn't come even near to my level of shockness at that moment. On the table was a nice mixed red cloth, plates, a wine cup, a bottle of raspberry sparkling juice, spaghetti, spoons, forks, three lit candles, and a giant card with dozens photos of me and her. The card strings glued on to it that spelled "Happy 1st Anni Cayang!".

I just stood there. I didn't know what to do. I guess my sifu Bruce Wayne didn't manage to cover the chapter on how to handle surprise candle light dinner case scenarios. And then I took a look at my girl; her slightly curly hair free, mini jacket covering her shoulders, a simple yet elegant dress that hung all the way down to her feet. And me; a slightly fit louis top that I got free after purchasing a pair of Lee jeans, F.O.S. belt to keep my 34 jeans that I bought from Troy hanging on my waist, and seasoned flip flops on my feet. I don't normally give a fuck to what I wear but erkkk, if i knew this was gonna turn out like this, I'd bring out my best gucci or LV wardrobe to suit up.

Oh well. She said it was ok cause she wanted it to be a surprise. And you did it. Really, I bit the whole bait. I'd normally go to the camera and say "I got punk'd" but this time my mind was focused on the candle light dinner.

It was the best 15th April I have ever lived for. With all that sparkling juice bottle popping to the sky, the candle light burning, the view of UTP's mosque and lake behind her, the home made spaghetti, the rings, and the black justin tank top. Nothing has ever came close to this. Word. I'm sure you've gon thru hell preparing everything from scratch. I appreciate every single sweat you've dripped for this. Love you so much baby!!

That's my Nina!!

Life is great!! Embrace it!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Smiles, Hugs and Kisses

2009-04-14T22:53:00.000+08:00

Who would've thought we'd come this far... No turning back now.

I'm happy. Very happy. Too happy rite now. I won't be here an hour from now. So, here's cheers for 15th April 2009 yah.

"15.04.08 - 15.04.09"

Thank you for the tears, laughs, smiles, hugs and kisses. Let's hope it goes on till the laying eight.

=)
A.A.

Awesomely Mellow

2009-03-28T10:41:00.000+08:00

Awesomely Mellow...

...was awesome indeed!! Props to Darren, Kid Kowalski, Bo and that white lady earlier for pullin an awesome show...

And as usual I just had to get my fan-mode on. Haha.

Bo under the fancy lights performing his songs like Cheers, Her Spiral Necklace, The View, Malam Ini and more.

Bontot Bo pon jadi ah...

Bo, Akay, Kak Mawk, Ya Bwoi

Kak Emma, Bo, Akay

Check out the cool fro man!

Akay paling happy malam tuh... =)

Show was at 9pm. Akay called at 7pm. I got my ass movin at 8pm. Spontaneous like that... Haha.
Check out Bo's music here at http://www.myspace.com/boamiriqram. =P

And owh, that Bihun Cantonese I had at Kg. Baru was dope. Go try it out!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

New Track - Trouble

2009-03-26T17:34:00.000+08:00

Fucksssssssssup!!

This time around ya bwoi teams up with Hakim a.k.a el-Genio and Da Random MC spittin them sick sick shit on Jay-Z's "Trouble" instrumental. Play this shit while you're in your gangsta ride. Hahahaha.

Three rappers. Three different flows. You know what to do, go check that shit out man!!

http://www.myspace.com/saphuantific
http://myspace.com/afterschoolsession
http://www.da-random-mc.blogspot.com

Stay in tuned for more hot shit from yours truely. Comin' real soooooon... Please beleive me when i say that. Haha.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Left Are Yesterdays

2009-03-18T01:19:00.000+08:00

Too much going on these past few days. Some were expected, some quite new and unexpected. And depressing I'd add. Some really know how to make people bleed. Either for good or bad reasons, you still made him bleed. I respect that. I respect everyone's view. Really. Salute.

Remember playing snakes and ladders? Where you'd role the dice and then you'd move your chip. And if your chip arrives at a spot with a snake in it, you'd have to take your chip back to the start or somewhere near the start. Remember? Sucks big time. Well, that's how it feels right now. Forced to dumb down.

But gladly there's hope. If you play the dice right, you might just catch up. But that's pure luck and 100% bullshit. Besides, what does a dice in life symbolize?

Bo - The View, Bedroom Sanctuary

aeroplane fights for its flight
as the city lights burn the night
an endless journey to the
undying memory
an endless conversation
of you and me

shared the life
the view was bright
shared the light
it's ours tonight

don't let me go

Things just ain't the same no more...

Chalo Brah
S.

the A. went missing...

Fresh T-Shirts On Sale!!

2009-03-15T03:44:00.000+08:00

Yaw. Here's an easy lay down on how to look fly and funky fresh at the same time!! "How?" you say? Simple. Rock these super-cool T-shirts on your way up and down, to and from lecture halls or while you kickin' it with some friends. Check em out!!

Well, these are two of my picks. Hit me at awangsaphuan@gmail.com or my celly for more designs and a closer look on how the real product looks like.

Just RM26.00... Order now before 19th of March aite...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Tagged By Belle

2009-03-11T01:32:00.000+08:00

Just noticed that Belle tagged me about 5 days ago. Sorry Belle, dah lama x blog hopping ni... internet UTP lembab dowh!!!

SO...

1# Describe 10 things about the person who tagged you which is Belle.

1. Nampak macam lagi tinggi dari aku tapi sebenarnya aku lagi tinggi.
2. Suka cakap dia taff.
3. Suka main tag-tag.
4. Dulu aku ingat Belle ni jenis yang sangat bahaya tapi rupanya tak. Haha. Sorry, shud'nt have been judging.
5. Masa kecik-kecik, dia tembam. Ada bukti... =)
6. Susah ah nak tengok dia emo.
7. Dia dah ada blog sebelum aku ada blog. Gila lah. Itu namanya veteren blogger...
8. Housemate awek aku.
9. Am cakap kalau kau nak chow pegi mana-mana satu rumah tau sebab bunyi mangga pintu kau kuat gila...
10. Ajak je gi mana-mana. Gerenti okay aje...

2# Describe 10 things about you which is me!!

1. Suka minum susu.
2. Suka minum air kosong.
3. Suka asap.
4. Suka belajar. Ni masih beta stage...
5. Suka keluar lama-lama ngan awek. =)
6. Suka tolong-menolong.
7. Suka gotong-royong.
8. Senang terjaga.
9. Senang dijaga.
10. Bercita-cita besar.

3# Choose 10 people to tag~~

Barangsiapa rasa dia cute silalah tag diri anda... =P

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Green Doodles

2009-03-05T17:29:00.000+08:00

For those who didnt know, I entered an environmental blogga-blogga-bloggin competition with some friends; Iskandar, Uyun, piggytalking.blogspot.com, hijaudaunmude.blogspot.com, tahisuci.blogspot.com and we managed to blow the jury's mind and snatch 3rd place. Not bad for a bunch of knuckleheads who just whine and bitch on a daily basis rite?

Check out the super cool nature friendly fuel efficient green blog!!

http://greendoodles.blogspot.com

Like damn, writin' about savin' the world was sure one helluva task. Writin' bout destruction is way fun... Yaw Waktang, show em the cash man!!

Chalo Brah
S.A.

New Track - Fancy Lights

2009-02-22T15:29:00.000+08:00

What up party people!!

Ya bwoi's back with another track called "Fancy Lights"!! Somethin' you can put on full blast on ya speakers. Check it out at http://www.myspace.com/saphuantific. Produced by my man Twenty-ii. Dudes a real dope producer I'm tellin' ya'll... For more on Twenty-ii, go to http://www.dopetracks.com/twentyii...

Stay in tuned for more hot shit from yours truely. Comin' real soooooon...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

I Have A Dream

2009-02-19T09:29:00.000+08:00

Like Martin Luther King once said "I have a dream...". But screw him, he's not the only one. Everyone's got a dream, let it be sweet or cruel, economical or artistic, maybe even wet or dry. Well, I just thought of this dream this morning when I was on my way to the parkin' lot. While walking, I faced the sky and I saw birds flying. And then I felt like I wanna fly too...

And so I imitated the posture of an eagle... Preparing for take off...

And I took off... leaving the ground...

And for a moment I noticed that there are 4 kancils on my left...

Welcome to air force one airlines!! Here's your captain spankin'!!

Damn ma, your son's flyin' high and he looks like Bruce Lee!!

So high like I'm on crack!!

I'm Bruce Lee and an eagle at the same time!!

Well, the latter was proven untrue when I landed a few seconds after. Damn. But fuck that, Bruce Lee sounds cool what. Could it be them air kicks on my feet? I doubt that. I'll let you judge. And if it wasn't for the canceled class, I may not have accomplished this shit. Thank you for canceling the tutorial slot, whoever you are...

A million thanks to Iskandar 10677 too for makin the shots come true. =)

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Just Woke Up

2009-02-17T01:55:00.000+08:00

Safari's usta be just 50 cents.

Now it's 90 cents.

Damn. What happened to the world?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Lessons Of The Night

2009-02-04T01:56:00.000+08:00

"Kenapa kesilapan kerajaan dijulang lebih dari kegemilangan yang dibawa?"

I'm a playboy with no bunny hoes hoppin' around my hip. I'm so wrong. I'm an idiot. I'm on the wrong side. I don't know what is right. I'm broke and will never be rich. I treat people real bad. I keep on doin' memorable mistakes. I never do sumthin right. I look like I'm goin thru a lot of trouble cause my eyes look red, oh great, I could use another shitloads of problems. I don't deserve to be calmed if I refuse to tell sumthin that I don't even know.My fashion taste and colors suck. I never support the right people. I should never have used my brain when I think of sumthin coz I always think of justice and what's right with my common sense. Which is proven to not make sense at all when there's feeling involved. I'm always underestimated and should never prove that I'm underrated. ****ing someone like you really really want them is so wrong and should never be practiced cause it brings out bad memories. Don't act shady like Slim Shady or that white guy in Twilight even though your girlfriend thinks their super-duper-Casanova hot just cause you want your girlfriend to think you're super-duper-Casanova hot too. It doesn't work like that. Things on screen and prints are meant for screens and prints only. Once doubted, always doubted coz mistakes will be remembered forever. An enemy of an enemy should never be a friend of the enemy. Don't be upset if your good deeds are forgotten, coz that's normal. Good deeds are meant to be forgotten. So, just agree lah when someone says that you've never done this and that. No use of arguin' or tryin' make them remember your good deeds. They are forgotten and have no space in their memory storage. And owh, try not to cry, it doesn't help. You're just wasting tears. Excessive crying leads to blindness like that P-Ramlee movie. Owh, try not to give a comfort touch. It freaks people. Never succumb to challenges, stay underestimated kid. I'm always wrong and you're always right, rite?

So, I'm sure you remember you being shady about sumthing but I don't remember you being piled up with another shitload of stress.

I've learned so much. Sankyu.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Hye!! My Name Is Pt. 1

2009-01-22T15:19:00.000+08:00

You already know mine. So, now my friend's name is Mal. He's not who you think he is. You'll never meet someone like him anywhere else on this planet. Trust me. Owh, and he's Is's roommate, see the hint?

Mal trying new clothes on.

Fits perfectly.

But despite that, he's a wise dude. I think laa...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

I'm Back

2009-01-20T16:51:00.001+08:00

Touched down around 12.50am Sunday nite at the campus. I thought I was the last person to arrive, rupa-rupanya ada lagi lambat. Akay. Damn. Haha. Enjoyed the ride tho, just me cruisin thru the nite bumpin Joe's President CD. Fire. Word. I'm diggin track 9. Bersamamu featuring Joeniar Arief. Even my girl loves it... Our get busy soundtrack. =P

Few days before I headed back here, I kinda did a lil diggin thru my old pile of junk. Kinda had that dejavu memory lane kinda flashback when found this...

Kinda forgot I done earned myself one of these fancy belts. See, got my name on it. Coooool ain't it? Time for some never back down ish now...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

2nd Day Jam

2009-01-11T00:50:00.000+08:00

Just had to post this up yaw. Another video but this one's special. Coz it's featuring a real awesome guitarist... We were just doin' our thang like always. Then he steps in, picks up his guitar, plugs it in, and starts playing along. He even showed some composed melodies that he thought we could use in our song. Real pro I'd say. So who is this dude? Teka ah... Hahaha.

Kalau korang nampak mcm ada orang gelek-gelek dalam video tu, sila abaikan. Act like you never saw it. It just wasn't meant to happen aite.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

The Pullover

2009-01-07T01:03:00.000+08:00

Cold Night, Street lights, Windows down, System loud, Two dudes, WQD 6951.

And right before Leisure Mall...

...JPJs.

Damn rite. MyVi Tmot kena tahan JPJ. And we were sittin in the car's new bucket seat actin' all blur. Blank syal otak. Serius shiet. From the looks of the JPJ officers, no impromptu made-up white lies could've saved our asses.

"Tekan minyak, dik..."

Tmot press, "Vrooom..."

"Urmm... bukak pintu ni. Mintak maaf ye dik. Gear dah free? Melompat kang..."

JPJ press, "VROOOOOOOOOMMM pssssssssst"

Busted right there.

And from there came bullets of questions aimed at Tmot's forehead. Engine. Inspection test. Ekzos. Timer. High light. Turbo and stuff. I kept quiet. I did'nt understand a word. It just was'nt my language... We stepped out of the car. Bonnet lifted. And there it was, the beauty of Tmot's MyVi in it's nude form... engine starlet dia.(camtu eh eja mot?) No choice but to come clean with everything. Well, we tried to use a route with no po-po's but i guess wrong route. No escaping. Those JPJs ain't dumb afterall i guess. Haha.

And the good part is while my homie was goin' thru interogation, I'm right here with my camera phone actin' like a paparazzi yaw. Haha...

Tmot first time kena tahan...

Mula-mula sorang, then sorang-sorang dtg. Gaya mcm nk gangbang keta Tmot or Tmot pun ada...

Brader JPJ mencabuli WQS eh... WQD 6951

Touches here and there

Officer lain pulak take over

But as much as I feel sorry for my homie, I just feel like laughin' my ass off thinkin about that nite. I could'nt have imagined what my homie felt when the officer flashed that blue light right at him signalling him to pullover by the side. Xkisah ah. Janji lepas dari saman-saman dan sita-sita. Btol x mot? Hahaha...

"Wang... xyah gi Damai lg lps ni. Serik dowh. Kita dok umah elok2 buat lagu" - Tmot

Yeah rite... haha

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Drums And Mics

2009-01-06T17:26:00.000+08:00

My homie Tmot is about ready to get back to his musical form. Equipped with hi-hats, kicks, snares and what not, he's one drummer to look out for. Check out a sneak peak of what this car freak hides under his sleeves... Yezzzzzir!!

Ill...

Now you didnt think I was gonna keep quiet, did you? Coz if you did, then you're one hell of a loser. Haha. Who says rappers can't jam like a rockstar? Here's a little Tahi Yang Suci exclusive for ya'll. The intro song was a preview of an upcoming track entitled "The Watchers" featuring The Rhymeweaver, El-Genio, and Dafrosty.
Play that muhfuckah now!!

And the beat goes on and on and on...

2009 is gonna be one hell of a year...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

God Damn

2009-01-03T16:54:00.000+08:00

I'm back and I know ya'll gon be like "Holy Shit (Tahi Yang Suci)!!"...

I know, I know...

Haha. What the fuck. Dah la dah lama tak type pape, pastu nak poyo lak.

Alrite... Let's kick the new year with some shitloads of casual shit-talkin'. To be honest, I nearly shut this shit down furreal. Don't ask me why, I've done way shitloads of stuff with no proper reason or objective. Like nike, i just do it. Well, there were some dramas and shit that kinda builds up the climax that ended with me clickin' the delete button. And that's why the blog was gone. Last time I checked, it wrote "the name tahisuci is available to register".

I was kinda worried yaw when I saw that. Yelaaa, I took countless of sleepless nights tryna figure out a freakin' cooool name for my very first blog man. And when that light bulb inside my head gave me that light, I just knew this name is the shizzz furreal. But come to think about it, no one else in this whole white world would've had the guts to use a super-superb name like "Tahi Yang Suci" as their blog name rite even tho they write shitty shit anyways in their blogs. No one. Just me. Haha. Poyo lagi. Ayoyo. Even the term "blog" sounds pretty related to shit, crap, and toilet bowls. Don't you think so? Blog... Blog... Blup... Blup... (then the flush sound comes in)... and with a blog name like mine, it just harmonizes so beautifully.

Blup ==> Blog ==> Tahi Yang Suci

Alrite. Why did I delete this blog? Why not? Why should I? Maybe I feel like I was starting to sound so generic again. Maybe I was starting to sound really emo at some points in time. I don't want none of that shit even though bein' emo seems pretty cool coz you can just type "fuck you! fuck him! fuck them! fuck me! fo fuck lai!!!". What can they say? You're in an emo mood rite. Dafrosty seems to enjoy bein' an emo. haha.

One thing I noticed, I officially started to get dirty with all this blogga blogga on 24th June 2008 and I kinda ter-officially resigned my blogga blogga around 24th/25th December 2008. That's 6 months. 1 whole sem beb. And it's got this dejavu kinda vibe to it. Suddenly i feel like the world is all about me and the 8 planets rotate around me. This ain't pretty cool, it's super cooool. And now I'm officially reviving this blog again. The reason; ada orangs (plural tu) mintak, 2nd - I'm super-bored with no where left on planet internet to go to yet, and 3rd - I've got all these crazy thoughts in my head. And if I don't put em crazy thoughts somewhere, I might go crazy myself. And you don't want that. You're gonna face the lost of a future Obama yaw!! And that's no joke yaw!! I'll try to update this blog whenever something worth saying hovers over my head like bird shit. Eh, what the fuck? Every word I say is worth millions rite...

And god damn. 2009 already man. New year wishes? My babygirl had some. My friends had some. Everyone has a new year wish or a new year solution issit... So me? I'll pass. Don't get me wrong, a new year is a pretty suitable timing to tore out a page and start a new page. It's just that my new year wishes from two years back are still valid rasanya. No need for new ones. "Old one still can use, still want new one ka?"... I don't think I even remember what the fuck I aimed for two years ago. Haha. Could've been a girlfriend? More money? Less problems? More fun? Lower oil price? Smaller risks? Bigger b****? Some of em accomplished. Some still ter-awang-awang. Whatever... But what I'm sure is, I'm not the person you would've knew two years ago. Let the changes be good or bad... Who gives a fuck? Haha...

A little tweaks here and there on the blog. Hope ya'll like it... Well, either you like it or not, I love it. Now, I'm wonderin' how dope would a t-shirt with that TYS logo be...

It's just meant to happen man. Email me for orders yaw...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

101's Anybody?

2008-12-24T12:38:00.000+08:00

I guess there's nothing that won't breakdown to pieces after being applied pressure. Someone's gotta be a man and take the blame. And that's the man la rite?

I guess I do need those 101's and manuals.

I'm sorry
S.A.

Sunway Lagoooon

2008-12-24T00:33:00.000+08:00

Troy texted me the nite before: "Wang, Sunway Lagoon jom. Ada beran?". And so I replied : "Jangan cabar beb. Meh r"...

The next morning, we were supposta meet at 10am. I woke up at 10am. Gladly, Mal woke up at 10.05am. The rest were already on the way. Crazy spirit aka semangat gila. Haha... So, i got myself together and took off with Mal to Sunway at 11am. We stepped outta the car around 12.15pm. Then we had to spare some minutes to find Sunway Lagoon's entrance. Luckily, after a few dead ends, God gave us light and showed us the way. Maka, jumpalah itu kaunter tiket. Ternganga gak la bila tengok itu tiket harga. RM48. Wooo. It was kinda sad la to see my RM50 note grow wings and fly away... But we went like damn, fuck that, we're going in. Plus orang lain dah masuk pun.

Stepped rite in, stripped down to our bikini's and took a dip in the pool of sexy and nice people. None of the eye candies here really turns me on though. I guess you won't be lookin at hacks if you've already chewed chuppa-chups rite... So, me n Mal met up with the fellas. Troy. Nami. Iskandar. Kalai. Awang. Mal. Jo. WakTang. Reza. 9 beautiful ducks swimming joyful. It sure was mad fun with everybody laughing loud to crazy ass jokes. We played that carpet race thingy first, then we hopped in that upside down ship. Freaky furreal. Thank god i didnt wet my pants riding that. Spinning Cups. Then we went into this rock gallery but no Zuhars or Asykurys around here. Haha... The we rode that Rapid sumthin sumthin... then, some cowboy rides. It was all good. Great day except i was missing a certain company of mine. Someone far away. Xpe kot.
It's all good...

Photo courtesy of jojo

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Now You're Guessin' Who's

2008-12-23T02:03:00.000+08:00

I appreciate beauty. That's why. I love to watch em in blue bra's with artistic designs over plain blue bra's.

And I ain't talkin' bout porn. Trust me.

Till next time
S.A.

If You're Still Guessin'

2008-12-22T21:08:00.000+08:00

I appreciate beauty. That's why. I love to watch em in ___'s with artistic designs over plain ___'s.

Till next time
S.A.

Questions Of Life And Death

2008-12-19T16:23:00.000+08:00

There's a lot of tagging going on. Well, I think it's a lot. Owh, just in case you don't know, tag is a biscuit. Nah, it's this thingy where you get a set of instructions and questions. How do you know you're tagged? Well, you go on the net and read your friend's posts, then hopefully you'll see your name at the tag list. Haha. Sape suruh gatal pegi baca kan. And I was just wondering if i had the chance to create my own set of crappy tag questions, what would it sound like eh? Check it out...

Wow. You're tagged. How do you feel?

Wow. That's nice. Don't you think so?

You're a freakin' genius. Why?

You're not a freakin' genius. Why?

Which is more interesting? A female figure or a male figure.

Why?

When was the last time you bought a new toothbrush?

Do you think of the person you love or have a crush on 24-7?

Do you think of the person you love or have a crush on while you're taking a crap?

What do you think of while taking a crap?

Have you ever had trouble flushing afterwards?

What do you say to yourself when you look at yourself in the mirror?

Is "Tahi Yang Suci" a cool name?

Thank You.

Well, I tried. You're welcomed to try it out.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Rilek Je

2008-12-14T21:21:00.000+08:00

Tadi aku pegi pasar malam sorang-sorang... Mula-mula ingat nak naik motor, tgk-tgk tangki empty pulak. So, aku pon drive unser pegi pasar malam. Sampai-sampai pasar malam, tempat parking yang terang-terang dah habis kena sapu. Maka, terpaksalah aku parking kat tempat yang gelap gelita. Aku belum keluar kereta lagi, aku dah nampak anjing hitam dua ekor usya aku. Tapi aku rilek je. Turun je dari kereta, aku nampak cencurut dua ekor. Tapi aku masih rilek je. Pastu aku nampak ada brader usya aku. Baru aku cuak. Bukan apa, kang aku rilek-rilek lagi, habis aku kena rogol pastu kena bom macam altantuya kang. Maka, aku pun kunci kereta pastu pegi kat pasar malam yang terang benderang tu. Bapak aku suruh beli bihun sup tiga dgn burger empat. Aku pun cari gerai jual bihun sup. Dalam perjalanan, ada gak awek jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Dia tengah tunggu murtabak dia siap. Tapi aku rilek je dan terus jalan. Aku jalan dari satu hujung A ke hujung B pasar malam tuh. Pastu aku tanya diri aku sendiri, "Haih, hilang mana gerai bihun sup ni?"... Aku pun pelik. Selalunya ada. Aku pun jalan dari hujung B ke hujung A pulak. Awek tadi masih jeling-jeling senyum-senyum. Tapi aku rilek je. Dah sampai hujung A. Tak jumpa jugak. Haih. Tapi aku bukan jenis yang cepat putus asa, so, aku pun jalan lagi sekali dari hujung A ke hujung B. Kali ni, awek tu buat muka pelik pulak. Tapi aku rilek je. Biar la dia nak buat muka macam mana pun kan... Ni dah sampai hujung B. Tak jumpa gerai bihun sup. So, aku pun buat kesimpulan gerai tu off-duty malam ni. Maka terpaksalah aku beli burger tujuh. Aku pegi gerai burger, order burger tujuh kat pakcik tua tu. Aku toleh kiri, toleh kanan, toleh belakang. Bila aku toleh depan, macam magic, dah siap dah. Memang panas baru masak. Ada tujuh semuanya macam dragon ball. Owh okayh la kan, rezeki aku kot. Pastu bila aku nak bayar. Aku pun congak dalam kepala otak berapa nak bayar. "Sebiji singgit tujuh... so, kalau tujuh... urmm... singgit... dua inggit... tiga ing...". "RM11.90", pakcik tu tiba-tiba mencelah time aku tengah congak. Gila ah. Laju betul. Tapi aku rilek je. Time tu apa yang aku pikir, mesti pakcik ni dulu akauntan hebat, dah bersara jual burger plak kan.

Aku bayar pastu aku balik.

Apa punya post ah ni?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Tag

2008-12-13T13:14:00.000+08:00

Just noticed Belle suruh buat tag ni... One thing that's been lingering over my head like a golden ring is mana la korang dapat soalan-soalan cenggini... huhu. I'm guessin' you guys compose sendiri soalan-soalan tu and then jawab pastu pass-pass... cenggitu eh? Ke tak?

Anyways, looks like fun. Why not.

The last person to tag you is?

Kak Belle...

Your 5 impressions towards her…

Matang...
Berotak-otak geliga...
Gila-gila pon iye juga...
Taff woo...
Suka jalan-jalan...

The most memorable thing she had done for you…

Apa eh belle? She helped me find a way untuk pujuk Nina...

If she becomes your lover,you will…

Suruh dia buat laundry untuk aku dan jaga aku dari gigitan anjing-anjing durjana...

If she becomes your enemy you will…

Aku kuarkan tangan kanan aku, kasi straight tegak, jari suma kasi mengadap atas. Pastu tangan kiri kasi letak perpendicular depan tangan kanan. Wrist bertemu wrist. Pastu ZAAAAAP!! Kasi kuar laser. Belle pun jerit-jerit... Muahaha...

Tapi aku kasi chance dia insaf dulu ah sebelum pape pon.

If she becomes your lover, she needs to improve on…

Kasi reduce ketinggian bley ke? Sbb nnt aku nampak pendek... Huhu.

If she becomes your enemy, the reason is…

Sebab dia lagi tinggi dari aku kot.

How do you think people around you feel about you…

Ulat buku rasanya... tak eh?

The character for yourself is…

Penyegan kot... tak eh?

The most ideal person you want to be is…

Nina minat edward cullen. Nak jadi dia ah. Aku dah call dia suruh gigit aku tp dia cakap gigi dia dah reput sebab dia lupa gosok gigi. Haih~~

For the person who cares or likes you, say something for them…

Wah, ada ke? Hye, saya Awang Safuan!!

10 people to tag…

1. Nina
2. Belle
3. Iqbal
4. Lola
5. Imam
6. Nina
7. Belle
8. Iqbal
9. Lola
10. Imam

Who is num 2 having relationship with…

Lola?

Is num 3 a male or a female?

male.

Is num7 and num 10 together would be a good thing?

Urmmm... dua-dua mechi... urmm... good thing kot. Bley study thermo sama-sama. Haha...

How about num 5 and 8?

Wah. Sama spesies tuh... Tapi kalau dah jodoh, kita kena terima...

What is num 1 studying?

Beliau seorang gadis litar... Sebab dia study litar-litar... Soooooo sexy!!

When was the last time u had a chat with them?

A few minutes ago...

Is num 4 single?

Belle?

Talk something about num 2…

Wah. Tadi dah cakap... dah-dah... xleh banyak-banyak. Nnt dia kembang. Muahaha.

Till next time
S.A.

J.A.M.E.S Watts

2008-12-05T16:59:00.000+08:00

Aite2. I know nuthin' bout this dude. Just stumbled on this music video of his titled "Wish You Were Here" while I was searchin for Joe Buddens. Weird huh? Well, nuthin' much goin' on about his lyrics or storyline concept except for his flow and the track itself. I really don't know how to explain it. I guess I'm just diggin' that delivery dawg. Holla at cha bwoi!!

Weyh. Anyone know bout this dude? Drop me some infos man.

Hip Hop is in the buildin'...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

A Bowl Of Water

2008-11-29T20:38:00.000+08:00

I was eating at this Domino hut where I had to scrap out 20 bucks out of ma dusty jean pockets. The pizza was sized extra-large, wait, extra-extra kot. It was meant for 4 hungry stomachs but in this case, 3 je. 2 kurus, 1 berisi skeyt (me). 2 buncit, 1 x buncit (me). Pizza tuh potong 8. My first friend ate 2 slices. My second friend ate 1 and a half slices. I ate the rest. And since the set we ordered was for 4 peeps, we got 4 bowls of soup too. I gulped 2. So now, was the 20 bucks sayin' bye bye to me worth it? Dunno. You tell me.

Now this ends the introduction to the main topic I wanna debate here on my holy site.

Kitorang bertiga adalah makhluk yg tidak reti bersudu dan bergarfu semasa berpizza. Maka kitorang pon, "Guna tangan sudeyh," rite... Then, we need the sink to wash our hands rite. I let my friends to go off searching for the sink first. And it was a smart move indeed coz diorang sesat masa cari sink tuh sedangkan sink tuh just 4 steps on our right. If I went first, I'd prolly end up using the sink at the restaurant next door.

Then I had this flash in my mind. What if the sink bowls you use at restaurants are replaced by toilet bowls. No, no water taps, strictly just a white bowl with water. With a flush la of course (kejam sgt tuh kalau flush pon xde). Haa... imagine that. Kalau nak lagi best, imagine yourself eating at a restaurant and the toilet bowl was just a few steps from your table. Suddenly, ada la this one women who wants to wash her hands. Dia jalan straight pegi jamban tuh and dips her hand in the white bowl. Tapi time ni okay lagi coz air tuh masih air mutlak. Perempuan tuh chow, datang plak ini laki-laki. "Zraaap" bunyi zip disusuli bunyi air terjun. Hilang kemutlakan air itu... And you're in your seat eating your favourite meal with your ears hearing all that natural melody followed by that flushing sound constantly from time to time. Okay, okay. Maybe you're strong enough to block all that sound out of your mind coz tgh makan meal favourite kan. But once you're done dining, sure you'll wanna wash your hands rite. Muahaha... you stare at the white bowl. Suddenly, the other customers in that restaurant chant "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... Your heart beat gets faster. Your right hand is shaking. Your forehead is sweating. Fuck that, your whole shirt is already wet of sweat. You hear the toilet bowl join chanting sekali "dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip! dip!..."... And at this point, you burst and scream "aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!"...

Tiba-tiba gelap macam orang padam lampu...

You faint.

You wake up five minutes later. You check your hand. And it's already clean. No food stains. No nothing. Straight clean. Dettol pon kalah. You put on a confused face. How could your hands be clean rite... Tiba-tiba this old women stepped up to you and said "I dipped your hand in the bowl to clean it while you fainted kiddo"...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Huyo...

2008-11-29T10:24:00.000+08:00

Taken from page miss piggy...

Wallaweeeeeeeeeeeh....

We're cooool.... Positive feedback tuh, signs of a bright future. Thanks L. Sorry aku conteng2 skeyt...

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Pen And Paper

2008-11-24T18:11:00.000+08:00

Like damn, it's been ages since I last wrote a verse. Tried to come up with sumthin' today while bumpin' to Atmosphere's Always Coming Back Home To You. Dapat r tulis skeyt2 but still wack yaw. I guess after a few more scribbled verses, I'll be back on track and hopefully in the booth again.

And I think I need to fix that handwriting too. It looks like black noodles rite. Damn.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

It's That Time Again

2008-11-22T14:29:00.000+08:00

Phew... Whut a sem it was... how crazy could it get with all that credit hour, wack tests, copy-pasted assignments, zero marks, nice lecturers, sexy lecturers, and so much more...

Fuck that.

Time to forget the lectures, lecturers, and the rector...
Throw em books away... Putcha tutu horns on...
For the rest, let the devil decide.

I'm back
S.A.

Beautiful Armor

2008-10-22T15:25:00.000+08:00

"...Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword..."

"...We're never gonna win the world
We're never gonna stop the war
We're never gonna beat this
If belief is what we're fighting for..."

- Belief, John Mayer

Beautiful it is. No doubt.

Till next time
S.A.

Marriage Thingy (Double Dose)

2008-10-20T17:41:00.000+08:00

The First Lady, Amnina speaking yaw...

since belle kept on begging me to do this survey..i guess i have to do it.
(desakan belle susah nk tepis..huhu.)
here it goes.. ^_^

1. How old are you?
=> 19. 4 months lg 20. ooh no..dh nk masuk angka 2+.

2. Are you single?
=> urmm..no.

3. In what age do you think you’ll get married?
=> well..since my parents suh kawen awl.i guess they want me to get married after grad kot.dunno~~ lg awl lg bgs. =)

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?
=> insya allah..i hope so. Berdoa siang n malam. =D

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
=> alar..jgn la ckp cmnih.mestila nk ngn dia.huhu..

6. Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?
=> well..i nk dua2.

7. Your ideal motive?
=> to love and to be loved until infinity~~~( ^_^)

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
=> got many places in mind.xkn nk tulis smue..xcukup ruang nnti..hehe.
clue : islands n beaches
figure it out..

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?
=> dunno..all my frens n his la.

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
=> since i'm the only daughter out of 4. my parents promise me to make it gempak.xtau la..tnye my mom.i xkesah..

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own?
=> traditional vows please..

12. How many layers of cake do you want?
=> wow.since i love cake so much.so, kne la wat tinggi2..hehe. setinggi yg mungkin. =D

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?
=> xbest wat kt hotel.everything dh siap.i nk plan n prepare for my own wedding.

14. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
=> morning kot.coz kalo evening, mlm nnti mesti dh pnt..nnti nk wat bnde laen xleh dh..hihi.

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
=> well..there are 2 versions.kt dlm cre melayu.kt luar ‘exposed’.haha..bleh ke cmnie?

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your groom?
=> urmm..pe slhnye.he deserves it.hehe..

18. Name the song/tune you’d like to play at your wedding.
=> smue lagu romantik lew.kalo dia nk add his rap songs into it pon ok gak.=)

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?
=> morning n night. Depends..but mostly morning.

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
=> light one of course.no tensed put into it.aslkn we're happy.dat's enough oredi..hehe.

21. What age do you want to get married?
=> hmm..around 23.

22. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
=> smue ade kt dia.minus the smoking.coz he promised to stop after marriage.

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
=> both.coz he likes to eat gne tgn.n i prefer to use fork & spoon.

24. Champagne or red wine?
=> huh?haram kot.sparkling drink can replace it.n more fresh juices.
healthy drinks only~~
carbonated drinks are not necessary.
sori cyg~~

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
=> of course right after. why wait? =D

26. Money or household items?
=>money makes the world go round n round.=)

27. Who will pay for the bills?
=>I’m depending on him. Xpe kn cyg?

28. Are you ready for married life?
=>Not now.still too early. Marriage = commitment. Not prepared yet.

29. Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?
=>asked him to wait...hahaha.

30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband?
=>insya Allah. Anything for him.

31. How many kids would you like to have?
=>nk byk. =)

32. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
=>mestila bru.smue bru.furnitures n all.tuh la kne jimat mulai skrg.hihi..

33. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
=>i love diamond! diamond wedding lar.

34. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
=>nk smue jenis mknn.tp yg wajib ade..bihun tomyam.hehe..

35. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
=>yes.it’s a must.just in case one of us got amnesia.bleh tgk blk..huhu.

36. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
=>saphuan sayang~~ and the rest of my frens yg xwat lg.

___________________________________________________________________________

And this is yours truly...

I am the victim of the situation, the ant in between raging elephants, and the entire equivalent. Before we go further down this lane, I need to foretell that I am forced into this. Tak tipu!!

1. How old are you?
19. But my metabolic age is 16. Awet muda bai!!

2. Are you single?
I’m pawned owned.

3. In what age do you think you’ll get married?
Pihak perempuan nak awal eh? Uh oh… I’ll have to ask my piggy bank about that.

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?
=> insya allah..i hope so. Berdoa siang n malam. =D (sorry bie. Pinjam jap.)

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
You gotsta be kidding me. Batu dua la aku jawabnya kalau aku jawab soalan nih.

6. Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?
Beach. Mamma sitaaaa!! Hehe.

7. Your ideal motive?
Insurance of love assurance. Mine forever.

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
Somewhere exotic and classy like my bie. Like Hawaii. Area Mediterranean pon okay gak.

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?
I’ll need to make an invitation list. So, everyone be good to me now. Hehe.

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
Extravagant la beb. Why settle for less rite.

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own?
Urmmm… urmmm… can I do it the “I do” style? Haha. Just kidding man. Of course la traditional.

12. How many layers of cake do you want?
She loves chocolate cake more than me. So, ikut pihak perempuan.

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?
Reception at simple place. Hotel for sumthin else. Can ah? =)

14. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
X kesah. Morning ah kot. I wake up early maa…

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
Indoors. I’m one shy mafaka. No bluff.

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your groom?
Wajib dengan cute little flower girls, burung merpati banyak2, and a scratch deejay. Kinda like the wedding scene in the third Lord Of The Rings movie.
Chiki-chiki-cheka-check. Haha.

18. Name the song/tune you’d like to play at your wedding.
Piano plus violins plus a humming group.

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?
I’m not sure. Morning pon iye. Malam pon iye. Urmm… malam ah. That’s way fun than morning rite.

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
Light. Ice chill it.

21. What age do you want to get married?
Dunno. Ask my piggy bank.

22. Describe your ideal wife.
Someone who knows me well. Mild-tempered. Lovable. Sweet and cuddly. Just like her.

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
Eh kalau makan biasa2 memang ah pakai tangan. Kalau grand dinner, guna fork & knife. CLASSSSY....

24. Champagne or red wine?
Champagne sounds cool. But I hear red wine is better. Dilemma.

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
How about before the wedding? Haha… Mestila right after.

26. Money or household items?
Dolla dolla bills yaw!!

27. Who will pay for the bills?
Saya faham dan akur.

28. Are you ready for married life?
Study maa… plus piggy bank x mengizinkan lagi.

29. Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?
You think?

30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband?
Yes. That’s my word.

31. How many kids would you like to have?
Urmm… ikut pihak perempuan.

32. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
Baru laa. Kena la ada classs…

33. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
Pekebendanya ni? Diomand wedding sounds cool.

34. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
Ayam, Ikan, Itik, Daging, dan Udang. Masak pedas2 ye...

35. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
I want my own version of Newlyweds like Nick and Jessica. Can ah? Then air it on MTV!!

36. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
Namimoto, Yennader, Si Kecil, Akayleley, Afiqiqi, Kalakalakai, Iskundur, Nor(mal)a, Nor(mam)a.

We'll be back.
A.A.

Another Villain Wannabe

2008-10-16T16:34:00.001+08:00

Joker, Green Goblin, Darth Vader, Sylar and many more are villains in their own right and terms. Some people adore them, some even worship them. I do. Thanks to them the world is an interesting place. Without them, superheroes would be wearing 40 waistline sized pants rite.

Back to reality. Now there's this one Graduate Assistant (G.A.) in my ITPG lab session. I don't know his name and I don't wanna know his name. All I know is he's fat, ugly, and mean. Get the picture? If this was a movie and I was the leading star hero, I'd give this dude the role of a gay stripper. Shit, if he was the villain, it wouldn't be a movie. It'd be like one of those National Geographic documentaries about how I kicked his ass.

Now why is this fag so disgusting in my eyes?

Last year, I was kicked out of a test coz this dude caught me tryna help a brother out. It ain't like I did sumthin' wrong right? Someone's desperate for help here, how could I not help right. Funny thing is, Is thought I passed my paper early coz I finished early, so he stood up and followed me out of the testroom.

About a month ago, I showed up kinda late for a lab test. And then, dude showed up at the door frontin' with his belly and started shoutin' in front of my face. And to make it even worse, dude had his saliva sprayed all over my face. Fuck that, I was just 5 minutes late. Let me in and I'll show you how I get it done before you could even say fuck 5 times slowly.

And today, I had to walk all the way from the lab to my crib and back again just to print out a map. I had the answers penned down already, what use is the map? All because this dude wanted the map. Print it yourself laa.

Dude's kinda lucky he's still breathing just cause I'm feelin' a lil merciful today. 6 to infinity beb... ^_^

All I wanna say to the dude is...
I hope you graduate early, get a job, get fired, then go broke. And owh, get some slimming pills too. Fuck you.

This was fun.

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Pelik

2008-10-06T15:18:00.000+08:00

S & A berborak-borak...

S: Semalam gua tunggu tren LRT kat stesen dekat dengan umah gua.

A: Eh brader, tolong skeyt. Apahal umah ko lak, umah aku kot...

S: Iyo... Iyo... umah ekau.

A: Haa... camtu ah. Pastu? Apokono?

S: Lepas gua sampai situ, gua tengok tren xde. Gua pon cakap kat brader yang tengah berdiri sebelah gua, "Aiseyman, ni gua nak ngamok ni. Ekau tau x gua dah lambat nih?". Pastu brader tu blurr. Mata dia terkebil-kebil. Gua pon malas ah nak layan brader tu dah dia buat cenggitu kat gua.

A: Jahat gila syal brader tu buat cenggitu kat ko...

S: Tu ah. Tp xpe... Gua pon cari tempat duduk. Gua nampak dua kosong. Satu sebelah tabliq nih, lagi satu sebelah awek seksi nih. Muka ngan cutting dia saling tidak tumpah, umpama Hannah Tan tuuu. Dia duduk tangan mendagu. And then, dia nampak gua usya dia. Dia senget kepala ke kanan skeyt, pastu dia senyum. Dalam hati gua ni gua dah macam, "Aiseyman, aiseyman, aiseyman, .....".

A: Uih. Apokono ko x ajak aku sekali semalam?

S: Lu tido ah time tuh.

A: Pastu ko duduk sebelah sape?

S: Haaa... Ni la gua nak citer part paling best. Gua duduk sebelah...

A: Ko ni nakal syal. Ko duduk sebelah awek tu kan? Kan? Kan? Kan?

S: Apokono ekau ni? Mesti ah gua duduk sebelah tabliq tu... Best beb. Dia layan zikir. Siap bawak tasbih lebih lg. Dia ada offer kat gua tasbih tuh, tp gua refuse. Gua guna rantai gua. Tapi bila gua baru nak start layan zikir ngan brader tabliq tuh, tren datang. So, x dapat gua nak layan zikir...

A: Ko ni bab kencing aku hebat je kan?

S: Mana ada beb. Betul je apa gua citer... So, gua pon bangun ah kan nak masuk tren. Tp bila tren tu stop, mesti pintu tren tu tak stop depan gua. Gua bukan ah berkira ke apa, tapi setiap kali gua nak naik tren, tren tu buat cenggini ngan gua beb. Mesti tren tuh takmo stop betul-betul depan gua.

A: Maknanya dia takmo ko naik dia ah tu. Eh, tapi aku rasa tiap kali aku nak naik tren pon jadi cenggitu. Mesti part tingkap tren tuh yang stop depan aku.

S: Pastu bila gua masuk tren, tren penuh sesak. Gua kena berdiri kat pintu. Tp yang paling pelik, bila tren dah mula gerak, gua usya la luar tingkap. Brader tabliq tuh tak naik tren. Dia tunduk je. Pastu kepala dia naik skeyt, pastu pusing skeyt. Dia usya gua direct. Pastu dia senyum. Gua pelik. Pastu dia pegi duduk sebelah awek seksi td yang juga tak naik tren. Pastu diorang dua-dua senyum kat gua. Mata gua terkebil-kebil tengok diorang makin jauh bila tren pon dah start gerak.

A: Uih, pelik tuh.

S: Haa... Pastu tiba-tiba gua terasa sentuhan kat bontot gua. Gua pusing. Ada sorang brader ni. Dia jadi cuak semacam. Gua tanya dia, "Lu apahal?". Pastu dengan nada yang cuak-cuak dia membalas, "Saya ni penyeluk saku bang. Cari rezeki. Saya nak amik dompet abang tp bila saya seluk. Xde pulak. Abang letak katne dompet abang?". Justeru itu, gua pun start cari. Memang tiada.

A: Haaa... ada pada siapa ya?

S: Teka ah...

p/s: lama seh tak merapu...

Chalo brah
S.A.

The Paper Myth

2008-09-26T23:54:00.000+08:00

Money can't buy happiness eh?

tapi bila pikir-pikir balik...

Let's see who's happy without money... none.

That's why we pay zakat rite? So everybody's happy...

Raya Elok-elok...

The Wheels On The Bus Goes Round And Round

2008-09-13T00:08:00.000+08:00

Word. Been a while since I traded my red ten's for a scribbled piece of paper and a seat on a bus. Too much hitchhiking, I totally forgot how it felt to be a backpacker. (Blame Troy, Tmot ngan Mal) =P... Thanks-a-milli ar Akay coz hantar aku. He sacrificed his nap time just so I could make it on the bus ride. I thought it was gonna be a lonesome journey. Guess not. Couple of minutes after I sat my ass down at the bus station, Cha datang. And a couple of minutes after Cha sat his ass down at the bus station, Chong datang. And a couple of minutes after Chong sat his precious ass down at the bus station, ada lagi datang tapi tak kenal. So, in the end there were three happy utp asses kissing the floors of the bus station.

Fast forward...
Hopped on the bus...
Sayonara to the bus station...
Welcome to dreamland...

............................

3 hours later...
Kuala Lumpur... Kuala Lumpur...
Datang dari jauh... Maruah dipertaruh...
Dengan impian untuk berjaya...
(Playlist suddenly jumps to 'Aku di Kuala Lumpur' by Malique)
Eyes wide open...

Through the bus window I saw the glorified Twin Tower sights, the cramped crowd of mixed colours, the cursed traffic jams, and them glorified sexy light taned ladies in cursed mini skirts. Nah... kidding. Puasa lorh. Anyways, it felt real goooooood to be back in my holy city of sins. They say "...it's not where you from, it's where you at that matters...". True but we gotta stay grounded and stick to our roots rite. Shieet, patriotic la plak. Be proud of where you're from! If not, you can kiss what the bus station just kissed. OK.

Not exactly a spot I'd suggest but boley laa...

Cha tak nampak tong sampah tepi tu.

I ain't frontin'. Get it?

He ain't either. We coo coo like that.

Guest Model: Cha

CEO of TYS : Ya boy...

And owh. I was just about to board the LRT when I realized I did'nt tell my mom yet I was coming home for the weekend. Cool rite?

Chalo Brah
S.A.

Thank You Lah Pak Lah

2008-08-31T08:19:00.000+08:00

fokus

fokus lagi

tadaaa!

Shit. It's time to implement plan B.

Hint: 14's are still the same. Muahaha...

Stay healthy!

Till next time
S.A.

And So It Unfolds

2008-08-25T00:59:00.000+08:00

A whole day without a puff. I thought days would turn out better.

Guess I was wrong...

Now where's my lighter.

Shield of Achilles

2008-08-21T10:29:00.000+08:00

"You're fighting so you don't have to fight again"

Never Back Down. An awesome movie with cool bruise, soul, slick moves, mad skills and hot babes. Now I'm thinkin' of gettin' my ass back into taekwondo classes. Just to switch back into black belt mode. There's sumthin magical about this movie, all of a sudden everybody in the house got crazy on pumpin' biceps and shapin' abs. Especially Kalai. Shit, we even punched each other's abs like in the movie. It feels real goood. What more can I say? Shit is inspiring. I'm savin' all the trash talk so you folks can go download and watch the movie and still have time to work on some tones afterwards.

Sunset training

Training tumbuk perut

Gayut-gayut

Jake Tyler

Mister Sifu Jean Roqua

I want one for my birthday, can ah?

Protien juice

Babe of the movie

Them bad ass dewds

Check out the eye.

Ryan

Even heroes feel pain

And the final strike....

Pasrah

Owh. And if anybody feels like brawling, you know my digits...

Chalo brah
S.A.

Modern Day Pirates

2008-08-12T18:46:00.000+08:00

Guess who went freakin' and tourin' on the weekend? Them cool dude's; SA, Amir Salvo, Anjang, and Kerol Cipot. This is the closest ever to a dream team, nahmean... This super duper team was conceived just to sign up for the convofair Treasure Hunt baby! Now, the treasure map took us all the way to Kellie's Castle, Taman Herba, Gua Tempurung, Kuala Woh, Teluk Intan, Bota, and back again. Who's ride you say? Mestila Skyline 20 inched rims milik Amir Salvo beb... and the best part of the journey is... *jeng*jeng*... Amir berbesar hati membenarkan kitorang mengasap-asap dalam Skyline dia... Sankyu! Siap ada ash tray; satu depan, satu belakang...

Buah Tropika

Teman-teman treasure hunter. Eh, tu bukan Anjang ke?

Ha'ah dowh... dia r tu!

Kitorang memang style... Kamceng beb.

Kellie's Castle... spoooooky... ~dalam aku ada hantu~

Amir: Perabot ikea kita beli semalam letak sini tau...

Suicidal thoughts

Naik

Naik lagi

Sitting ducks

145km/h + marlboro = Amir on the wheels.

The Navigator... sixth sense

Anjang + Kerol. The brains and brawns of the team.

Pergh... Ni keje korang dok belakang...

Situasi sebelum masuk Gua Tempurung

Nak jugak...

Ada jambatan

Bawah Jambatan ada sungai

Atas jambatan ada Cipot

Tuntung sorang satu

Kami sayang tuntung

End of the day, everything about the trip was dope as hell minus the crappy clues. Dengar citer bulan puasa ni ada lagi satu treasure hunt... hmmm...

p/s: I made another history today. =)

Till next time.
S.A.

A Smile For Her, And A Stare For Me

2008-08-12T01:32:00.000+08:00

What the fuck is goin' on?

Entah...
Thanks anyways.

The lazy one.
S.A.